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Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket?
Q. Why is a stripper like an instant win lottery ticket?
A. You only have to scratch the box to win.
jackslash
7 years ago
The Downward Spiral 2018 the Worst year for P2P and Mongers
Lets recap 2018 , Fosta gets signed backpage goes down
City vibe and other major escort sites go down
TER becomes useless
AMPs close down in san jose
More vice on the streets stopping street hookers
More fake ads , hike…
27 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(RandomMember)
nemesisk7
7 years ago
What do you do with drunk strippers that are willing to do too much?
Do you go for it, or turn them down for next time when they are sober but will probably give you a more subdued dance. I'm talking things like handjobs and front room makeout sessions in clubs where that's…
45 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
Liwet
7 years ago
Brilliant!!! :D
https://lepscience.com/2013/10/31/the-harvester-north-americas-only-carnivorous-butterfly/#comments
"The caterpillars are small, slug-like creatures that frequently feed in groups. Locally, It is common to see several caterpillars together, working their way along greenbrier vine, chomping down all the aphids as they go.
Amazingly, the aphids make no attempt…
8 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(blahblahblah23)
blahblahblah23
7 years ago
Lets Remember BigDickSammy MY TUSCL BRETHREN as we ring in the new year!
We have lost our very own BigDickSammy. This is in fact a sad occasion because Sammy was loved by many. He will be dearly missed for his funny reviews. God bless him, for some reason he started on this board…
13 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Pistrolla)
BrotherFogHorn
7 years ago
Happy New Year
So who is getting laid tonight and how many times?
Ready GO.....
12 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(JAprufrock)
judyjudy
7 years ago
Happy New Years Everyone!
I am looking forward to 2019 as the best year yet! Hopefully you are also!
11 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(crazyjoe)
crazyjoe
7 years ago
Happy New Years everyone!
May your year be positive and your goals he met. Then I will not have to dump a load in your basement
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(twentyfive)
MackTruck
7 years ago
Buying 18-20yos drinks...?
So now that we have a discussion forum that isn't searchable by Google this is probably a decent conversation to have.
In another recent discussion Subraman posted:
"I tend to bounce the 19-year-olds from the table when I'm in a drinking mood"
I…
30 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cristobal)
PaulDrake
7 years ago
Word count on opening line in reviews
Here's an example of what a bunch of my reviews look like without being logged in:
https://i.imgur.com/Pzznks9.png
You'll notice the first listing has 34 words and 160 characters, the second has 37 words (222 characters), the third 35 (175), and the fourth…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TFP)
Liwet
7 years ago
This is what happens when a TUSCL poster is hired as a teacher!
https://efukt.com/22661_show_and_tell_fail.html
Brilliant!
7 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(MackTruck)
4got2wipe
7 years ago
A wife being there
A man tells his wife:
- when I lost my shirt in that bad investment, you were there
- when I went thru that bad illness, you were there
- when I lost my job, you were there
I've come to…
9 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(shadowcat)
Papi_Chulo
7 years ago
Transitions
Stripper (ITC then OTC), Civie bar ho gfe, hot milf sugar mama met on AM. Life is good!
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Imamutt)
Imamutt
7 years ago
Everybody loves a landlord
if I rent to strippers, and I’m always broke... should I start demanding cash ? hmmm.
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Call.Me.Ishmael)
Imamutt
7 years ago
Sunday double teams
The last couple Sunday nights I've been out clubbing, I've had an unusually high number of threesome dance proposals. Took the bait on one offer last month in a club in NYC. Had a nice time with 2 lovelies, but…
14 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Juslovin)
grand1511
7 years ago
Do you care that the dancer is married?
After being treated to several goofy threads about married customers, let's flip the script a bit. As anyone who actually knows anything about this business well understands, most dancers have SOs. Makes sense when you think about it…
43 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(flagooner)
rickdugan
7 years ago
"You give head almost as good as a girl"
This is what I was told the other night. I guess it was a compliment, but it felt like a backhanded one, lol.
22 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(gawker)
rickdugan
7 years ago
@Countryman
I haven't seen him on here in a while. Did he get stuck on the other side of the border? Is he riding around town on a short bus? Anybody know?
10 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(san_jose_guy)
flagooner
7 years ago
Hopefully 2019 will be a positive year
Happy New Years to all of you
12 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(MackTruck)
twentyfive
7 years ago
New Year's Eve Traditions
Detroiters love New Year's Eve because it's the one night of the year when people shoot their guns in the air.
What New Year's traditions do you love?
6 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Imamutt)
jackslash
7 years ago
Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
Q. Why are fat strippers like mopeds?
A. They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on one.
9 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cashman1234)
jackslash
7 years ago
Match.com
Man I gotta be honest it's brutal. Holy fuck. There's a reason I go to strip clubs. Do you all got any online dating success stories? I bought the 6 month and I regret it already. Whatever I know your…
26 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Muddy)
Muddy
7 years ago
Using a GF to Prep u for the clubs
Ok ok just give me a second to explain myself.
All i can get are these pretty faced fat chicks at my age of 37. Well it hit me. I could date one of these girls and never fuck them LOL
I…
17 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(JamesSD)
JuiceBox69
7 years ago
Buy a dance from her? 1-10? (Elise Trouw)
So what do you guys think of this girl (same person in all links):
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnhRaSfg9z5/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYTx7KJg3b0/
https://www.instagram.com/p/BWIkkw8Auy-/
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bb8KRUhA5bS/
She is my latest instagram crush. And I made sure she is over 18 in all of those photos.
25 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Supremeruler)
PaulDrake
7 years ago
Describe your Perfect 10 Dancer
The one-to-ten rating we all use are purely by physical looks.
But I really liked how a TUSCLer rated his Perfect 10 - one point at a time.
And quite balanced might I add.
Full Article is here: https://www.tuscl.net/article.php5?id=19368…
33 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(rl27)
rogertex
7 years ago

