Front Room

I'm in a workout routine. But if these abs are ever going to show through all the fat on my stomach I'm going to have to be way stricter on my diet. I want it but I need…

Might hit up Gaston or Charlotte this afternoon and fuck around in leather n lace. .. $5 a pop lol

Most of my banking is done thru Bank of America. But my last corporate job was with JP Morgan, so I had to open up a Chase Bank account to do direct deposit with them.…

Murderer on the run. https://dfw.cbslocal.com/2019/06/28/strip-club-shooter-rene-carrillo-ankle-monitor-jumps-bail-dallas-murder/

Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge and wisdom. Most just gargle.* A lot of people are completely ignorant about fecal ballistics and have never even bothered to contemplate the “muzzle speed” of the typical human turd. Some people probably care…

on my Big Green Egg.... put a special rub on it and smoking over a mixture of apple and fig wood

I got a new bikini for my new boobs!

#yasssss

Do you ever go to a strip club when you're not horny because you're sad inside or lonely or can't figure life out?

I'm going to Austin next week and was hoping to find time for some SC activity. Never been there, so I perused the various reviews here for the area, but everything was pretty vague. And some of them sound like…

One Minneapolis city council member is working to provide healthier and safer work conditions for strip club dancers. I hope this doesn't lead to the California effect with the recent changes happening there. Mileage here is low enough the way…

BUDDY: "So, do you know about this site Seeking Arrangement?" ISHMAEL: "Sure... I've read an article about it. Rich guys looking for arm candy." BUDDY: "Yeah... so, I just got on that site... I'm just curious, you know...?" ISHMAEL: "Uh huh. Sure.…

A threesome with Tulsi Gabbard and Marianne Williamson. They both looked fuckable as hell in the debates. Tulsi had a little grey highlight on the side of her head for faux experience gravitas, while it seemed that Marianne had…

Which works better at getting women aroused? It appears to me that the tongue works best but is that because not every guy will DATY or is there a physical reason?

The wildest and most delightful experiences to crash into your life are often the ones you never planned on and never even wasted any time dreaming about. I never thought I would ever get a freebie from any desploogination service…

We got da clubs. We got da strippers we brought to da lawerd. And we are led by our lawerd and savior jeebus

Did a 3 hour session with her... She had me so relaxed i passed out amd woke myself up farting on her... She was working on my hamstrings and blame LOL

I very regularly go to an AMP. I went to this spot for 3 years before anything over pg occurred. It was just an inexpensive massage place. Then a woman gave me a happy ending after about…

I wamt to show off my new tiddys

Do any clubs still have Amateur Night? I have not seen it in Atlanta in 15+ years. Heard it was mostly girls from other clubs on their night off, but some true amateurs would be mixed in. That was before…

"A U.K. woman died from suffocation when she strangled herself for an online creep who paid her to perform “dangerous and degrading” webcam sex acts while he watched from home." https://nypost.com/2019/06/26/woman-dies-while-performing-degrading-webcam-sex-for-perv/ If only she had taken the safe route and become a…

I put up a selfie for my avatar

There are innumerable ways to categorize women. Some women are gorgeous. Some are not. Some are intelligent and some are as dumb as a box of rocks. There are thin ones, fat ones, pleasant ones, surly ones. Some are horny…

Goldmongeratl inspired this. I keep seeing this guy in my favorite club. He is black, wearing a suit, white shirt and bow tie. He sits at the bar and it looks like he is drinking a Martini at noon. He…

So Brandi is coming to St. Louis and I can see her for an hour for $1800. Yes that’s right. She is such a turn on for me I’m seriously considering pulling the plug. She gets me all hot…