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whether it's their ho persona or not there seems to be enough guests willing or wanting to break through that cunty exterior to keep this subset of hoes in bag. personally i have enough trouble getting what i want from the…

Strip clubbing has been made illegal by the federal Government. Underground strip clubs still exist, but the penalty for going to one is death. You cannot help yourself. You go; get caught; are tried and sentenced to death.…

"Top Recruit, Football Royalty Arch Manning Announces College Choice" University of Texas won the sweepstakes for Arch Manning, the quarterback with a Hall of Fame pedigree and the biggest recruiting prize in college football. Manning is the grandson of former NFL quarterback…

"Pink Floyd Looking To Sell Music Catalog For $500 Million" Pink Floyd is looking to sell its music catalog at a price of $500 million in a deal that would make it one of the largest in music history. The bidding war…

"Amazon Showcases Technology Transforming Alexa’s Voice Into Your Deceased Loved Ones’ Voice" https://www.dailywire.com/news/amazon-showcases-technology-transforming-alexas-voice-into-your-deceased-loved-ones-voice

OMFG! I just got back from a week in the Dominican and I cannot describe how incredible it was. Anyone else fallen in love with a country not a specific ATF there? American women lost major points after being there.

given that it's always been a rob tactic to low-ball a guest's age, what are the best guesses you've heard? chronologically i'm a few months from 60. with a tan and fresh coat of paint civs guess me at 40-45. some ridiculous…

shitfaced hoes occasionally forget to check themselves for garlic and pussy stank, and their 'sisterhood' is often fine with the passive sabotage of not telling them. it's rare, but for carpy tunnel/b.o. i hint to them that a previous guest's stink…

"BREAKING: SCOTUS Strikes Down New York Concealed Carry Restrictions" https://www.dailywire.com/news/breaking-scotus-strikes-down-new-york-concealed-carry-restrictions-restrictions

@Muddy just surpassed 400-review in about 4&1/2 years as a TUSCLer - he had written his 300th in early April - he may become TUSCL's first 500-reviews reviewer. Only in America - USA! USA! USA!

In a recent study, it was reported 33% of all men between 19-24 had no sexual activity in the past year. I thought we were still in the sexual revolution that started in the 60’s and everyone was getting laid.…

3 weeks ago, Anthoiny Fauci, the Chinese ass licker, predicted that we would be in trouble this fall. Yesterday incoherent and senile Joe Biden was asking for money for the next pandemic. Why now? Elections in November.…

https://nypost.com/2022/06/22/tony-siragusas-approach-to-life-left-mark-on-everyone-he-met/ Not the most famous football player of all time but one of the most lovable and it deserves a thread. He's like if the guy down the block made it to the NFL. The rock of that 2001 ravens defense.…

Always downtown, near the sports arena. The game let out a couple hours ago. A bunch of groups, a lotta young kids. Always some asian guy wandering around who has no absolutely idea where he is. Everybody is in and…

Mongering that is... Man Gets Extreme, Super-Gonorrhea after Unprotected Sex with Prostitute https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/man-gets-extreme-super-gonorrhea-after-unprotected-sex-with-prostitute/ar-AAYJCtr?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=0e5e1a8c082b4354bb3edf0f51a6570a

Wow this doesnt sound like a NJ club to me hehe. NJ is a few years from forcing guys to just secure OTC. https://www.nj.com/middlesex/2022/06/nj-strip-club-owners-charged-with-money-laundering-promoting-prostitution.html

Im planning a bachelor party for a close friend in a couple months. We got a place right in the middle of Fort Lauderdale. Doesn’t look like there’s many clubs in the area. Seems like we have to go up…

"‘I Gave It Everything I Had’: Super Bowl Legend Rob Gronkowski Announces He’s Retiring From NFL Again" https://www.dailywire.com/news/i-gave-it-everything-i-had-super-bowl-legend-rob-gronkowski-announces-hes-retiring-from-nfl-again

Fuck, Marry, Kill TUSCL Edition. PinkSugarDoll NiceSpice Blahblahblah23 Best believe if you don’t kill Blah right off the bat, she’s going to 🔪🗡you eventually.

At a club I frequent, a PL was sitting next to the stage. The stage dancer approached him for a tip, which he declined to give. She told him not to sit by the stage if he wasn't…

Title says it all. :D

Im cringing as I create this topic because it screams of something that BTE would write, but perhaps its inflation but many clubs in NJ are offering free pizza, sandwiches, and snack parties to entice guys to come. This just…

I am sick once again. I counted last night and I have been sick at least 8 times in the past 15 months. Probably more but I can’t remember. Three of those times were from my COVID…

Have you seen this one yet? A dancer, while on stage spinning around the pole, dealing with messages on her smart watch. First time I've seen it, but we're not exactly trendy around here.

Die Hard, Rocky, & Rambo. Any others?