No Seriously! I went to a friend's house this morning and he had a new toilet sitting in the box in his living room. I asked him if he got a shitter for Xmas. Yes that is what he got from his wife... Lmfao
I got a whole stack of Olive Garden gift cards - stripper dates here I come!!!
Breadsticks, toasted ravioli and moscato. That’s what strippers’ dreams are made of.
My sister bought a new car and gave me her old one for Christmas. The present has to be put on hold, though, because a Hispanic guy just ran into her new car and it will require extensive repairs. The Hispanic guy who ran into her couldn't speak English and the police had to call for a translator to talk to him. My oldest friend had his car hit by a Hispanic guy last year and my car would have been hit by a Hispanic guy last year except I was able to brake in time. My favorite Mexican stripper said she was in a car with her cousin when he hit someone. They sped off because the cousin was an illegal immigrant with no insurance or driver's license.
Reminds me of a funny story
Years ago use to do plumbing work on the side. Was doing a bathroom remodel replacing tub, vanity and toilet. Toilet was pink probably from the '60s
As a prank one night took the pink toilet to a friend's house and set it in the front yard he got a kick out of it his wife not so much. He in turn took it to a mutual friend set it on their front porch. In the course of a few weeks it made its round to all our acquaintances and found its way back to my place several times.
With each placement it seemed to gain momentum eventually wound up looking like a bathroom itself. Wooden skids as walls with a sink, mirror, toilet paper & holder and a life like mannequin sitting proudly.
By now it's probably got more mileage than an inflight magazine
Nice to see you posting again Brother fog horn
pink toilet? lmao!
The thing that grosses me out is that there exist wooden toilet seats... That is just so unhygienic. Also there is some other weird type of toilet seat I've seen, but not sure wtf it is made of- also seemed unhygienic though.
I agree on the wooden toilet seat issue with keeping them clean.
They used to have vinyl seats that were cushioned - that always seemed like they would act as a sponge for germs.
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