UFO SPOTTED OVER LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB EXPLAINED AWAY AS A ‘WEATHER PHENOMENON’

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jackslash
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Weather phenomenon? That's what the Deep State wants you to believe. It only makes sense that aliens would go to a strip club. If I traveled to another planet, that's the first place I would go.

https://www.outkick.com/ufo-spotted-over…

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twentyfive
2 years ago
I’m sure Dave Anderson will inform us that it really was one of those Jewish space lasers.
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Call.Me.Ishmael
2 years ago
Lol. USAF tests a lot of technology in the Nevada air space. Some of their tests likely wander outside the prescribed zones.

But when the star witnesses are every-night strip club customers and grow-house employees, it's probably not giving anyone heartburn.
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ilbbaicnl
2 years ago
She was working that shift, and her ex is stalking her: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94sPcb-i…
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rickthelion
2 years ago
Nothing to see here. Just rickthealien visiting for a little anal probing. ROAR!!!
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Warrior15
2 years ago
If I'm visiting from another planet, of course I"m going to pick the Vegas strip as the place I want to visit.
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TheeOSU
2 years ago
'I’m sure Dave Anderson will inform us that it really was one of those Jewish space lasers.'



25, it's true, here's the proof...

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technolog…

daveyboi is planning his response by mind melding with his buck rogers secret decoder ring at this very moment!
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Icee Loco (asshole)
2 years ago
I doubt it was a weather balloon
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orionsmith
2 years ago
I’ve had a stripper or two over the years tell me they were from another planet or star system. I just figured crazy strippers are everywhere. Now if I saw the strippers getting off a spaceship, I might believe them. I did think of an idea the other week that 8t would be cool to arrive at a strip club in a spaceship as long as no one sees you arrive and park it hovering over the parking lot with cloak on. Then when you leave let some others see you press a remote and hear a familiar beep beep and have the ship decloak before you beam aboard. Just a random thought.
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