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UFO SPOTTED OVER LAS VEGAS STRIP CLUB EXPLAINED AWAY AS A ‘WEATHER PHENOMENON’

jackslash
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Detroit strip clubs

3 yrs ago · 1 min read

Weather phenomenon? That's what the Deep State wants you to believe. It only makes sense that aliens would go to a strip club. If I traveled to another planet, that's the first place I would go.

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twentyfive

I’m sure Dave Anderson will inform us that it really was one of those Jewish space lasers.

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Call.Me.Ishmael

Lol. USAF tests a lot of technology in the Nevada air space. Some of their tests likely wander outside the prescribed zones.

But when the star witnesses are every-night strip club customers and grow-house employees, it's probably not giving anyone heartburn.

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ilbbaicnl

She was working that shift, and her ex is stalking her: youtube.com

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rickthelion

Nothing to see here. Just rickthealien visiting for a little anal probing. ROAR!!!

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Warrior15

If I'm visiting from another planet, of course I"m going to pick the Vegas strip as the place I want to visit.

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440viking

'I’m sure Dave Anderson will inform us that it really was one of those Jewish space lasers.'

25, it's true, here's the proof...

daveyboi is planning his response by mind melding with his buck rogers secret decoder ring at this very moment!

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Icee Loco (asshole)

I doubt it was a weather balloon

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orionsmith

I’ve had a stripper or two over the years tell me they were from another planet or star system. I just figured crazy strippers are everywhere. Now if I saw the strippers getting off a spaceship, I might believe them. I did think of an idea the other week that 8t would be cool to arrive at a strip club in a spaceship as long as no one sees you arrive and park it hovering over the parking lot with cloak on. Then when you leave let some others see you press a remote and hear a familiar beep beep and have the ship decloak before you beam aboard. Just a random thought.

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