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The first return is for the site. The second is this: "The Discussion Board steve229 • Man, I was jonesing when TUSCL was off-line. I can stand a break from the actual clubs, but I need my TUSCL…
I made an earlier topic about my frustration with dancers working the floor and not onstage. Now, it seems that my fav has fallen into that category. Since I don't get dances with her every time I'm in…
Hey I am kind of new to this strip club thing. I was wondering if any of you go to clubs where there is good 2 way contact and good grinding where the girl might grind you to completion?…
"For Al-Qaida, Detroit Was Just the Cheapest Flight<p> Mar 24, 2011 – 6:03 AM<p> AP WASHINGTON -- When an admitted al-Qaida operative planned his itinerary for a Christmas 2009 airline bombing, he considered launching the strike in the skies above Houston…
Hello crowd, I am happy to have discovered this website, the reviews are very interesting. I recently experienced the joys of a strip club and have a little moral issue to share. The first time I went to a s c, it was…
Tito Ortiz, still one of the most high profile fighters in mixed martial arts, is a prolific tweeter, but the last day or so is one of those times you wish he and his former pornstar wife Jenna Jameson would…
I am planning a last-minute sexpedition tomorrow and wonderin' if any TUSCLers might planning on also being in da house. My curr fav is out of town, so I'm looking at this as a "scouting trip" to see if…
" A thousand kisses to your neck, your breasts, and lower down, much lower down, that little black forest I love so well" Napoleon in a love letter to Josephine Do you prefer: 1. Clean shaven 2. Close trimmed strip, such as landing strip…
Do strip clubs in Rhode Island area take credit cards? How does it work? Do they check your ID against the credit card? It's a work credit card...nothing shady. How would it show up on my…
I know sometimes we get posts of how often you go to clubs. But I'm wondering how many times you guys have hit the clubs in March so far.. I did some counting and realized I went 9 times already this…
One thing I liked about Hustler in Lincoln park and Penthouse in Detroit is they had elevators to get to the second floor. This is useful for the lazy/handicap/obese/drunk people. Any other strip clubs with elevators?
We always hear 'the rules' from the female perspective. Here are the rules from the male point of view. Please note... they are all numbered '1' ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big…
This may be a new topic. I hope it is. I have had dancers who were reluctant to do lappers because of previous girls. One very nearly refused because of the *particular* girl that had given me…
Isn't it about time Iceland was removed from the TUSCL? They totally banned strip clubs a year ago. Plus, it is not like any of the seven clubs there had any reviews anyway. Their prime minister, Jóhanna Sigurðardóttir, is a…
WTF? Is there some sort of glitch in the ranking system? Kahoots Columbus is now ranked #1 in dancer quality and the top ranked Ohio club.
Wednesday night, there was a highly entertaining episode of Law & Order SVU. The setting was a swinger's club, but it might as well have been a strip club. Guy is stabbed and trail leads to the swinger's club. Victim…
Rural clubs have treated me well in the past. It's my experience that, although the girls aren't always as pretty as the city clubs, they often offer high mileage and extras without being too pricey. There are 34 clubs listed for…
The "Was I set up" thread got me to wondering what some of the worst stories about paying "tuition" others might have. I have been pretty lucky in that regard, having grown up around people who made a living proving…
As of now, I'm on hold with the Navy in Charleston, SC until my next technical training school starts next month. With my free time and disposable income I've been investing a lot. The other day I had the thought…
I recently decided to visit Christies Cabaret in Cleveland after seeing it listed on the top 100 (spot 14) and ranked in the top 10 for best dancer quality and best physical club. The club had $20 floor dances…
Here's the surveillance video: http://www.wtsp.com/video/default.aspx?bctid=853100474001 Gibsonton, Florida - Detectives are asking for your help. They're looking for a man who walked into the Evolution Cabaret bikini strip club after three in the morning on March 19. Watch the video and you will see…
There was a suggestion in a Toronto forum that suggest some islands off the shore be made into red light districts. This sounds like a good idea for the States! We need areas where folks who actually want…
Class Spins and Shimmies to Christian Music A new exercise class, Pole Fitness for Jesus, is inviting Christian women in a small Texas town to spin without sin for the Lord. "God gives us these bodies, and they are supposed to…
I was wasting time on GoogleEarth the other day and noticed that in the tiny town of Brooklyn, Illinois, less than a square mile, there are 5 churches and 5 strip clubs.
Okay, I thought I had become rather cynical in my old age, but then an incident occurs that makes me think I'm not cynical enough. I was sitting with a dancer I'll call "Candy", who I've become friendly with over the…
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