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"blown out pussy": fact or fiction

A lot of dancers use it as an insult with other girls they don't like. But is it true some dancers have blown out vaginas from too much sex.

motorheadElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 23 18

Off topic, you ever feel like you could be doing a lot better?

My short term trading account was up about 13% ytd at the end of the day. Some guy on the web site I follow posted that his account was up 1300% ytd. I feel like I should learn more about options.…

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 14

Why a Dancer Disliked another Club

Since my CF was not working today at my favorite club, I was on the lookout for someone new. I spotted Sansa, a dancer in her early 20's with big boobs, tipped her, and invited her to my table…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 20

For you Vegas high rollers.

http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2014/04/11/mile-high-club-easy-to-join-in-vegas/?intcmp=features

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 6

Doctors implant lab-grown vagina

http://www.bbc.com/news/health-26885335 Just think of all the pussy you could have without having to put up with the cunt around it. :)

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 7

Any Tuscl guy memebers have tats?

Don't know if this came up before. I've thought about it, but never have gotten one.

mikeya0212 yrs ago 1 34

Why do strippers close their eyes when giving you a BJ?

1) It's easier to fantasize about Brad Pitt. 2).....

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

Gynecological exam

I was with a dancer at a hotel and after we'd had our fun and showered we were lying naked on the bed and she asked if I was familiar with "what's up there"? She asked if I'd reach up…

gawkerVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 12

Lubricate Them Lips, Tit Slut

compliments of the internet anagram server. The Ultimate Strip Club List = Lubricate Them Lips, Tit Slut coincidence? you be the judge

founderContributor16 yrs ago 5 13

Heartbleed

Was TUSCL affected? Do we need to change our passwords?

DougsterVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 22

Police: Man gets too fresh with dancer, fires gun into Gastonia strip club

A patron at Leather and Lace fired more than a dozen shots at the Gastonia strip club after being asked to leave because he had reached his hands into a dancer's underwear, according to arrest warrants. One of the bullets…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 13

Having the OTC conversation even when you probably won't do it

Does anyone else have the OTC conversation with dancers even when you know you're not going to do it? I was traveling on business and stopped by a favorite club. I had to get up early the next day so…

ReadyPayerOneContributor12 yrs ago 5 19

Songs that should never be played in strip clubs...

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen That Smell - Lynrd Skynrd

founderContributor22 yrs ago 7 25

Trip to El Paso this Sunday

OK I need some guidance. Will be in El Paso, TX Sunday afternoon and looking for current updates on places for Sunday Evening play. Looking for extras without major stress of possible Hit or Miss drama.

etsutwigg222Elite Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 4

Another fat stripper question.

When some post TUSCL topics, I think of related topics, such as the tat threads. Her's another... chessmaster posted "How often are strippers really fat?" My question is: Given a choice between a somewhat heavy dancer that will make you happy in VIP…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 21

Long way to shadowcat, but...

I think this should be # 9,000 for me, but sc is well over 10,000. Of course, his being retired, he has much more time to type, even if he is older and slower. :)

ClubberVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 11

I have been faithful to thee, Cynara! in my fashion.

My CF Mandy is not working this week, and so while I was sitting in the club today the other dancers--including her "friends"--were all over me like flies on shit. I attribute this to the fact that: 1. I have a…

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 9

Wrecking shop

Have you ever heard that term before. On a recent trip to the club a dancer I didnt know started talking to me and asked how I was doing. So I asked her how she was doing. She said she…

crazyjoeVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 4

Guess her boobs!

For those of you who don't tear up at the sight of too much porn, let me know how the link works. Basically you see a fully clothed shot of the chick, and when you click on it, you see…

sofaking87Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 4 12

One Man In Critical Condition Following Fight At Local Strip Club

CORPUS CHRISTI (Kiii News) - One man was sent to the hospital in critical condition following altercation at Gentlemen's Club on Leopard Street. The assault happened just after 8 o'clock Wednesday night at the Cabaret Men's Club…

shadowcatElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 8

OT:Road Meal

It was around midnight when I left Tropical Lei this Tuesday evening. Once again, your brother Slick had a cumtastic time in the VIP with KK. All that erotic action left me hungry. Thank the Gods, both…

SlickSpicVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 18

Babes in uniform

I know some folks don't think that tuscl is the place for links of hot chicks, but for those who do, you'll love this! http://thebrigade.thechive.com/2012/08/22/real-women-of-the-military-part-3-30-hq-photos/

sofaking87Veteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 3 12

Another TUSCL tat question.

mikeya02 asked about TUSCLers tats. I noticed many didn't have any, and wouldn't, and some are thinking about it. That said, if you don'y have a tat and say had to get one, where and what would it be? Myself, outside…

ClubberVeteran Reviewer12 yrs ago 2 19

OT: Edwin Edwards--Great Politician or the Greatest Politician?

Edwin Edwards--the 86-year-old former governor of Louisiana, a felon convicted of political corruption, the new father of an 8-month-old baby--is now running for Congress. It's time to get on the Edwards bandwagon! http://www.politico.com/story/2014/04/edwin-edwards-louisiana-2014-elections-105563.html

jackslashElite Reviewer12 yrs ago 1 5

New Orleans Bachelor Party - Recommendations Needed

Hi all, Me and 8 of my buddies are headed to New Orleans from May 14-18, 2014 for my bachelor party. I wanted to get some recommendations on what strip club you think we should do for our main night,…

joeyballs12 yrs ago 4 4
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