Songs that should never be played in strip clubs...

25 comments

• xmalicex

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  20 years ago

  hey dusty... I've actually seen The Chicken Dance done at a club once. 3 Dancers were just having fun the whole nite playing the weirdest music. All three did get up and did the chicken dance in front of everyone. It was hilarious. I still wouldn't recommend it but hey it was still an enjoyable nite. BTW...the followup song after that was the Hampster Dance!!!
• maui2002

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  20 years ago

  Little Girls by Oingo Boingo
• dusty

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  20 years ago

  OH OH !! I know some!! Hey mickey The chicken dance anything Vanilla Ice made LOL... we only danced to this stuff when no one was in the club to witness it lol...
• SuperDude

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  20 years ago

  Christmas carols.
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  BTW, founder, what's with the time associated with each post ? I got it when it was Pacific time, but now I'm completely lost.
• steveo1

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  20 years ago

  im sorry 2004 the freaks come out at night-whodini
• ginjon

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  20 years ago

  "Cats in the Cradle" neither version; Harry Chapin nor Ugly kid Joe
• skibonie

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  20 years ago

  Don't Stand So Close to Me -- Police
• rryan

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  20 years ago

  Last club I went to played 3 Britney Spears songs within a half hour... that was definitely overkill!!
• dusty

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  20 years ago

  pinhead said the one I was going to say.... and I definately agree the american idol songs area big downer.... give me some rock and roll with a fast beat!.. something to get everyone going, not fall asleep.
• FONDL

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  20 years ago

  "Main Street" by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.
• Yoda

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  20 years ago

  Phsycho Killer by Talking Heads
• DandyDan

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  20 years ago

  This would annoy my favorite dancer at one of my favorite clubs, but they shouldn't play Kelly Clarkson, or any of the American Idol clowns, for that matter.
• donovan

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  20 years ago

  dude looks like a lady... especially in a mexican strip club.
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  If a dancer played Lola, by the Kinks, it would probably be time to get up and go to the bar for a drink.
• Clubber

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  20 years ago

  ANY rap, hip-hop, etc... Stick to good ol' rock and roll!
• TopGunGlen

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  20 years ago

  I agree with Clubber, no rap or hip hop! I also have a personal dislike for country music (in a club), but that does not happen often in South Cal. Give me that good ole rock and roll, along with some of the new music!
• pinhead

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  20 years ago

  Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you!!
• strutter

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  20 years ago

  Tie a yellow ribbon round the o;d oak tree Tony Orlando @ Dawn
• LuckyorNot

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  20 years ago

  Faithfully - Journey
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  SD, I have a Christmas CD that shadowcat gave me. It would work in a club.
• Hard4Dancers

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  10 years ago

  Clubber, do you stand by your original opinion from ten years ago?
• trixxi

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  10 years ago

  Last christmas the club owner INSISTED we dance to christmas music. This really was just 1 CD of different country artists singing Christmas carols. I could not stand it. The guys in the club hated it. The other dancers hated it. I had to give a few lap dances and it was just wrong to hear Oh Holy Night or Away in the Manger ... As soon as the owner left we took the CD off and everyone in the club cheered. No more stripping to bad christmas songs
• Clubber

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  10 years ago

  Hard, I knew it was an older thread, but didn't realize that it was ten years ago. To answer your question, yes, without reservation! Can't teach and old dog new tricks!
• scatterbrain

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  10 years ago

  Any country song.