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Songs that should never be played in strip clubs...

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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me

Fat Bottom Girls - Queen

That Smell - Lynrd Skynrd

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xmalicex

hey dusty...

I've actually seen The Chicken Dance done at a club once. 3 Dancers were just having fun the whole nite playing the weirdest music. All three did get up and did the chicken dance in front of everyone. It was hilarious. I still wouldn't recommend it but hey it was still an enjoyable nite.

BTW...the followup song after that was the Hampster Dance!!!

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maui2002

Little Girls by Oingo Boingo

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dusty

OH OH !! I know some!!

Hey mickey

The chicken dance

anything Vanilla Ice made

LOL... we only danced to this stuff when no one was in the club to witness it lol...

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pinhead

BTW, founder, what's with the time associated with each post ? I got it when it was Pacific time, but now I'm completely lost.

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steveo1

im sorry 2004

the freaks come out at night-whodini

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ginjon

"Cats in the Cradle" neither version; Harry Chapin nor Ugly kid Joe

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skibonie

Don't Stand So Close to Me -- Police

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rryan

Last club I went to played 3 Britney Spears songs within a half hour... that was definitely overkill!!

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dusty

pinhead said the one I was going to say.... and I definately agree the american idol songs area big downer.... give me some rock and roll with a fast beat!.. something to get everyone going, not fall asleep.

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FONDL

"Main Street" by Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band.

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Yoda

Phsycho Killer by Talking Heads

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DandyDan

This would annoy my favorite dancer at one of my favorite clubs, but they shouldn't play Kelly Clarkson, or any of the American Idol clowns, for that matter.

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donovan

dude looks like a lady... especially in a mexican strip club.

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pinhead

If a dancer played Lola, by the Kinks, it would probably be time to get up and go to the bar for a drink.

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Clubber

ANY rap, hip-hop, etc...

Stick to good ol' rock and roll!

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TopGunGlen

I agree with Clubber, no rap or hip hop! I also have a personal dislike for country music (in a club), but that does not happen often in South Cal. Give me that good ole rock and roll, along with some of the new music!

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pinhead

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right,

here I am, stuck in the middle with you!!

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strutter

Tie a yellow ribbon round the o;d oak tree

                                Tony Orlando @ Dawn
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Clubber

SD,

I have a Christmas CD that shadowcat gave me. It would work in a club.

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Hard4Dancers

Clubber, do you stand by your original opinion from ten years ago?

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trixxi

Last christmas the club owner INSISTED we dance to christmas music. This really was just 1 CD of different country artists singing Christmas carols. I could not stand it. The guys in the club hated it. The other dancers hated it. I had to give a few lap dances and it was just wrong to hear Oh Holy Night or Away in the Manger ... As soon as the owner left we took the CD off and everyone in the club cheered. No more stripping to bad christmas songs

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Clubber

Hard,

I knew it was an older thread, but didn't realize that it was ten years ago. To answer your question, yes, without reservation! Can't teach and old dog new tricks!

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