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This is the latest installment in my continuing saga of the most sexually satisfying woman I have ever encountered. Just when I thought things couldn't get any better, they got better. A lot better. So we…

For me Wednesday around 2pm.

It seems that instead of voting for one candidate, the prodigious girth of his fingers confused the touchscreen, and multiple and wrong selections kept appearing. The man was heard saying as he left, "Faggots!, Try sticking a…

So I've got a fetish for spandex/yoga pants I'm sure most guys also can appreciate a pair of tight spandex pants on a girl with a good ass. I'm thinking about buying a pair. Then the next time…

Today, after voting, I visited two of my favorite local clubs. While there, I polled both bartenders and strippers to see if they voted or intended to vote. I asked 7 total people and all 7 said they…

I have to travel to Holland Michigan this week for an overnight sales call. I am aware of the three clubs in Grand Rapids. They all sound alike and they all sound (read) disappointing. There seems to be an active…

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Despite bribe charge, Brookhaven folds on Pink Pony case In an astounding turn of events, the Brookhaven city council has surrendered to the Pink Pony strip club and will allow it to operate for six years in defiance of the…

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Off topic? Or is it? Is the notion of the curmudgeonly old man a myth or reality? I used to be a nice guy. Now it just seems I've turned grumpy and irritable. I've read that certain health…

http://www.salon.com/2014/11/04/10_t_shirts_for_gun_nuts_that_will_make_you_laugh_sob_for_humanity_partner/

Electronman started an interesting discussion about liberals, conservatives, and strip clubs. I almost posted this there, but felt it was a bit OT for that thread. You see, apparently Charlie Crist is apparently being criticized for accepting "dirty strip club…

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/teacher-suspended-sex-video-student-posted-whatsapp-article-1.1997562

Take it off! Take it off! http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/jets/nyc-strip-club-client-pays-dancer-rid-geno-smith-halloween-costume-article-1.1997657

Having trouble coming up with your $4k/month rent due to "unexpected expenses"? Get a roommate! "Millennials living in their parents' basement is a somewhat tired trope, but the idea of doubling up — moving in with a roommate (or…

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Never mind the Ebola frenzy, I am shocked at the amount of men who want DFK during a lap dance at the height of flu season. It just seems reckless to stick your tongue down a perfect stranger's throat. How…

Believe n da"Erections

In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom, using a goat's lower intestine. Building on that great achievement, in 1873, the British refined the idea by taking the intestine out of the goat first.

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I've read a review of this Strip Club and to my surprise I didn't read anything (mileage wise) that would come close to what just happened a few days ago. The thing is, if I write my experience in a review…

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Could the typical broke-ass, under 30 strip club customer really decide the election? Politicians seem to think so! http://online.wsj.com/articles/candidates-court-basement-grads-who-struggle-with-student-debt-1414362328 "Politicians are courting millennials who came of age during the recession, entered college at a time of soaring tuition and find themselves…