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Finally got my Pearson savings back to $50,000 and im very proud of myself...its been easy to cuz i just haven't been in the mood to crush $1,000 on a night out in s while....i thank tonight will be another…

Just as another TUSCL'er did recently, I want to apologize for the comments and posts I have made in the past. Regards.

Have you ever woken up to not recognize the girl next to you because her makeup was either rubbed off by the night's activities or she had washed her make up off and went from an 8.75 to less than…

http://alwayslols.com/octomom-nadya-suleman-dancing-in-a-florida-strip-club-1

I've seen some of these transformations. And I've seen some go the other way, too, as in better *without* the makeup. http://www.playboy.com/articles/strippers-before-after-makeup

Because of serious health problems my life long love affair with beer, single malts, and Bordeaux is over. My health problems are unrelated to my previous booze consumption but those same problems demand that I remove all alcohol from my…

So I'm getting some dances at PP in Greenville the other day. I go back with this extremely hot blond. Skinny, beautiful face. Very tiny little tits but she's really hot. This girl gives a tremendous lap dance.…

Dude gets more than he bargained for with twins http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-crime/85-year-old-man-robbed-tied-twin-teenage-sisters-met-dating-website-officials-article-1.1986234

Despite saying she was a “stripper” and had not taken painkillers in more than 114 years, a Palm Bay woman could not avoid a trip to jail, according to a recently released arrest affidavit. The case against Devin Woodberry, 34, began…

This morning I left the torn wrapper from last night's condom in the Gideon Bible in my hotel room. I thought the faithful might need a reminder of what they're missing.

Have you ever gotten a gift from a dancer? If so what was it? In one of the local clubs where manual gratification is included in the $20 per nude dance fee I was chatting with a dancer…

Steve dude...Steve dude...I'm hyperventilatin'. I'm SOOOOO askeered!!! It isn't just #ebola.strippers any more. Nope... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/22/barnabas-davis-ebola-heroin_n_6031240.html

This chick is 24 and looks hot, at least based on the face... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/21/megan-mahoney-teacher-sex_n_6022546.html I can't remember a high school teacher that I'd want to 69. Well, maybe my 11th-grade English teacher...if somebody pointed a gun at me and said "69 her…

Her mom decided that the kid had a 1% chance of not being completely fucked in the head. So she decided to remove that sliver of hope by finding a child molester to date... www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/honey-boo-boo-mom-child-molester_n_6036888.html

My emotions are fucked right now. I can't believe what I just heard and saw I while ago and I am still digesting all what was said and done, what is she going to be doing later tonight (10/23/2014). Apparently, my…

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it,…

This will wake up the echoes. http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/10/23/notre-dame-football-justin-brent-lisa-ann-date-knicks-game

Feeling bad for a certain PL. From what I can gather he hasn't had a lot of experience with women. So for my friend, the strip club is a perfect place to learn a few hard, rather good lessons. Fact…

Recently was at a club where a dancer told me she had just come back after being gone from the club for 8 years. Anyone else ever come across dancers being away from a club this long or longer and…

Well, it's not really "Touchless". It just flushes automatically. You know what I mean? I think is just silly. Like you're okay tucking a stripper without a condom, but you will avoid her if she has a runny nose.

http://i.imgur.com/4Q2IDiy.jpg Warning: Eye bleach may be required after viewing.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/23/vagina-smell-sculpture-_n_6031876.html

What have you guys been told by a dancer that you can use as a tip? My current strange request is rares from Magic The Gathering.

DIXON, Mo. (AP) - A Missouri strip club owner is facing 10 misdemeanor charges accusing him of allowing dancers to perform topless, allowing alcohol to be consumed at the club and keeping the business open later than the law allows. …

What do you think it means if I'm texting my ATF to ask if she will be working on a certain day and then after she tells me she will be she and says that if I ever get bored…