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The reasons I do is as follows 1 I've already had a wife and don't want another 2 I've had my kids and don't want more 3 enjoy living alone and doing my own Shit when I want and how I want 4 don't…

I saw a fat lady with a shirt that says, "your jelous because the voices talk to me"... . Is your mom on the loose again joose?

Next time you get juicy farts, that is the sharts

That's the Holy Ghost Joe shits moving

Juice is so full of turds he had a full house double flusher

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2016/12/26/obama-could-have-won-third-term.html

Well, piggybacking on my last discussion, I've now finished my mini tour of what used to be the big three: treasures, st James, and men's club. The state of affairs almost makes me want to cry, but…

Jackie Evanch-who? Jackie Evancho — the virtually unknown 16-year-old singer slated to perform at Donald Trump's inauguration on Jan. 20 — is laughing all the way to the bank as her recent album sales have skyrocketed since her performance was announced. Trump…

Nicki Minaj is coming to the rescue of a Miami nightclub -- saving a New Year's Eve event by replacing Jennifer Lopez and doing it for significantly less dough. We're told E11even nightclub acted swiftly after J Lo bailed on the gig…

This place has many of the same ASSHOLES and VILE ATTACK DOGS that have been here for year but it also has so many new ones. You people are on notice. I am the spirit of INTELLIGENT discourse and writing…

Nursing seems to be the career of choice for most stripper students. Recently I did a VIP with one and she said that she could not swallow because she was worried that my semen could work its way to her…

I'm glad it's a real street and not some blind ally....haha http://www.nme.com/news/music/stevie-wonder-detroit-street-1922954

When working I travel a good bit through pickup truck and flannel country, the so called heart of America. When I see even a "7" she stands out. Today I saw two smoking hot 9s that were (in…

Title says it all! LOL!

Sometimes I see those really hot bartenders and waitresses in the strip club, and I wonder why aren't they stripping? They would make so much more money stripping as compared to just waitressing or bartending. Lots of customers tell them they…

I received two presents from the woman I went to London and Bath with. One was a t-shirt about training dachshunds. It showed little cartoons of a standing dachshund with the various commands like "sit" or "down". It had a…

Could this have been Ricktheterrorist? http://www.wpxi.com/news/trending-now/man-threatens-to-kill-cop-in-name-of-isis-at-strip-club-police-say/472228446

What if you were at a wedding and, when the preacher man says kiss the bride, all the bridesmaids start making out with the bride..

Wow - he was only 53

http://adequateman.deadspin.com/what-did-we-get-stuck-in-our-rectums-last-year-1790335507

https://youtu.be/8wLM9iVdMEE

My go-to club usually isn't open on Christmas Eve night. But with it being on a Saturday this year, it was open for business last night. Went in expecting to be severely underwhelmed by a low vibe and lack of…

I got a Christmas bonus. So i want to blow it. I typically go to acores but i heard show case theatre is also good. Any other place i ahould consider? I worry about sbow case since i love white…

I was talking with somebody thru PM about clubs with the hottest dancers. I wanted to ask you guys. What is the club that has the HOTTEST dancers? In this question I don't care if it is an extras or…

I spent about $2,000 on the kids, dogs, X wife, her new husband, a few friends and myself...surprisingly no strippers this year lol. That's basically like 10 to 5 strip club trips for me