Front Room

I'm sorry if this has been discussed recently and I missed it. I haven't been able to keep up very well lately. First, is there really going to be a Vegas meet up with Founder and Emily? If so,…

Only Papi (too thin) and JS69 (too old) would be immune to her charms. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/crime/article148005034.html

/rant Went to my mediocre overpriced NYC club tonight for a few hours. Got 8 dances total with three different dancers. Much to my disappointment, ALL THREE were sporting either leg stubble, armpit stubble, or g-string escapees. One had a duo.…

I was at Follies today and a dancer told me that starting today they will be giving out numbers for VIP room use. I did not do a VIP today and before I left there was not heavy demand for…

Title says all! Lol

McDonald's is the best

This happened not far from me. http://www.fox2detroit.com/news/local-news/251977242-story

Yes I'm living better than I've ever had it. But i live and always have lived a very simple and basic life. I'm used to living paycheck to paycheck and on $20,000 or less a year But the past few…

First dancer We go into the lap dance area which is a small room with a couple of benches on the left and right of the door. She sits me at one of the seats to the right, climbs on my…

If I remember correctly I think you said that you liked Britney Spears. Am I right? If so, enjoy! https://twitter.com/britneyspears/status/858828301413920769/photo/1?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.etonline.com%2Fnews%2F216418_britney_spears_does_the_splits_shows_off_insane_abs_gym_selfies%2F If not, oh well. :D

What is it with redheads and commercials? How about Christina Hendricks in the Kia Cadenza ad? JS, I know she's too old for you, and maybe she's a little on the thick side, but DAMN! https://www.ispot.tv/ad/A9av/2017-kia-cadenza-impossible-to-ignore-feat-christina-hendricks

It's starting to sound annoying blah blah blah blah when talking with strippers...especially strippers that are not down to fuck I'm more in the mood to show up find what I'm into , pay for the sex , have the sex…

A lot of you value monger TUSCLers stay away from the hottest girls in the club because in general ITC they're high hustle and low mileage/ROB, and OTC they're super flaky and very expensive. That being said have you ever met…

With the weak choices for quality extras in the Tristate area, what are the preferred go to joints when you need more than a titty grab?

http://aplus.com/a/mom-senate-stripper?no_monetization=true

Headed to the "D" this week. Reports have been spotty at best. I usually head to FC for one night since I stay in that area. Any members have some updates on which places have the best weeknights right…

A married man goes to confessional and he tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman... almost." The priest says, "what do you mean almost?" The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together but then I stopped." The priest replies, "Rubbing…

Is there anything you think he won't be willing to lie about?

https://youtu.be/24MZyFkgEZ8

Remember when freedom, representative government, and self-determination were fashionable? Where the hell did we go wrong?

I love asian woman, but living in Miami it's pretty hard to find Asian stripppers. Does anyone know where one can find some? Or where I can get a full service massage? Lol

http://www.winknews.com/2017/04/30/woman-allegedly-agreed-to-swap-sex-for-25-fast-food/ Not even if we negotiated down to $10 and something of the dollar menu. Nopenopenope

Why don't one (or some) of the TUSCL veterans *cough John Smith DS Luva *cough start a strip club and model the business in such a way that it's good for the customers and the dancers?

Club reviews seem dreadful, and I won't have the ability to go further out of the city. I should just save my $$$ and not even bother right?

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick. http://www.wonderwall.com/news/courtney-stodden-strip-club-divorce-party-cake-lap-dances-split-doug-hutchison-really-hard-3006025.article