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Who had the balls to make a big short recently and rolling in the dough this morning?

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Anybody got advice on finding girls to hook up with that's safe and discreet? I tried back page for a while but stopped doing that, out of fear of getting caught by the cops or something. Now I tend to…

Some times you just need to listen to the female voice, feel the female body pressed against yours and enjoy some laughs

Best place to the the most for my dollars. ????

Normally I stay the hell away from clubs during feature dancer appearances...they are crowded, the covers are ridiculous, the girl to guy ratio is upside down as fuck compared to any other time of the week. But tonight it's Jenna…

Mthe story goes: a man makes $1 Million selling altered Chuck E Cheese coins as Bitcoins to stupid people. He scratched off the Chuck E Cheese logo and added a “B” with permanent marker, and managed to sell a…

So I went to a strip club for the first time recently and loved it. One thing I have a question about is the table etiquette. The club I was at was pretty busy and it was hard to find…

Has anyone tried using baby powder around their dick for lap dances? I have seen some guys use a condom or the lapdance pants which are lubricated on the inside. Baby powder would be a dry lubricant that might get…

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Presents for the wife and kids or a marathon of lap dances?

Have you ever seen any? I've only seen this once and it escalated pretty quickly. If i had been paying more attention i should have seen it coming. Basically a couple customers were "talking" a bit around me…

It will begin with a CDC press release that reads: "The only possible origin of this deadly mutant HPV strain would be continued exposure of an infected individual to Listermint. But nobody would be stupid enough to wash their taint…

I can't find search functionality on TUSCL on my android.Can somebody help me out?

Just remember: Ethereum is skynet.

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I have family plans for the 24th & 25th but was considering hitting Follies on Saturday. But I was there today and of the 4 favorite dancers that I got dances from, Only 1 said that she would be there…

The economy here in Sacramento must be bad for some girls. I've been receiving PSE GFE VIP dances lately from hotties

I’m just curious how you guys that have sex with strippers do it. I did it once, blowjob and sex, thankfully both with a condom, and I was still a paranoid wreck until I got my results. Even…

Follies has raised it's mandatory valet from $5 to $10 after 3pm these days. I don't like other people in my car. If you get to the club right at open (11:30am to around 12:30pm) the valet guys aren't…

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Been thinking about seeing this one bitch since I laid eyes on her last month...back then I tipped a hundred in fives to make an impression and went in yesterday to hit a home run. Funny shit happens...bitch avoids me LMFAO…

My opinion. Facts or rumors that Medicare, social security, and Medicaid payments will be cut to the oldest and poorest of Americans, Most Americans do not want to see cuts in spending. Popular deductions of middle class are going away. Middle class tax cuts…

Lingerie Modeling Shops were discussed on here briefly, years ago. I am hoping for some updated information. These are what they say they are- if you are a member of law enforcement. You pick a lady for a set…

I don't think i've ever outright rejected a superhottie (9+ dancer to me) unless i had previous experiences with them that were unfavorable. When that happens, they usually know that i didn't care for it because it was one…