Founder, and idea for a TUSCL graphic

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

Saturday, December 16, 2017 12:38 PM

So we have a guy, old and grumbly looking. Not very big. We see him seated in an office chair with his back to us. He has a computer on the table in front of him. He is hunched over, like he wants to be close to the screen. But in fact he is looking down, as he does two finger hunt and peck typing. The screen is large and we can see much of it. We see that it says The Ultimate Strip Club List at the top, and then the rest is just lines of text. On his left side is a bombshell stripper. On his right side is another bombshell stripper. They are each up close to him with both hands on him. As they are taller and in stripper shoes, they would be much higher than he, but they are bending over so that there faces are just a bit higher than his. Their faces are about at the right level to be reading the screen. They are as interested as what it says on the screen as he is. Of course they are in strapped on stripper shoes, and the image shows all the way down to where their shoes touch the floor, both the front and back parts of their shoes. And then as they are bent over and looking at the screen, they are sticking their asses out. This also adds width to the image, making it easier to use. Everything else about the room and the man are ordinary and grungy. Just the two women are awesome. Now we just have to find someone who can draw this. SJG Jefferson Airplane ft/ David Crosby [view link]

9 comments

tumblingdice
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7 years ago
Whats this"we" shit?You're on your own you fucking dog dick.
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
^^^^^ You sound like a grumbly old guy typing into a computer, and wishing he had two bombshell strippers there with him. SJG
vincemichaels
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7 years ago
Not that you'll ever have that, SJG. LMAO
ppwh
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7 years ago
> Of course they are in strapped on stripper shoes This sounds like a particularly uncomfortable option for pegging.
vincemichaels
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7 years ago
Naah, we are going to keep the faker out of it. Lick my sweaty jockstrap, fag. And eat more shit, Douchester/txtittyshithead. LMAO
4got2wipe
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7 years ago
"You sound like a grumbly old guy typing into a computer, and wishing he had two bombshell strippers there with him." Brilliant!
Uprightcitizen
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7 years ago
Dont you mean this... [view link]
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
[view link] ?? Not what I meant. Stripper shoes need straps, so that they stay on. [view link] To have a woman dressed for sex is an incredible turn on, whether or not that sex is likely to occur any time soon or not. It shows that she understands the concept. And in my suggested graphic, the two girls are there, but is that just the guy's fantasy or not? No way to tell. But most important, the girls are as interested in TUSCL and its posts as the very ordinary man is. So then all you need is a computer on a table, and then you really don't even need strip clubs. SJG [view link] Sophisticated Lady [view link]
san_jose_guy
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7 years ago
Well, for a cartoonish drawing, the girls and their shoes will be exaggerated. And the girls really need to bend over and stick their asses out, to get down to the guy in the chair looking down at the keyboard. But lets see if some of our dancer members want to chime in on this, are these shoes too much? [view link] You wouldn't be expected to walk much. Would it help if they were designed with a more fully enclosed heel? From the back that makes the shoes look even higher. And suppose they had a double strap a ways up the ankle? Would that make them wearable? SJG Sophisticated Lady - Duke Ellington [view link] [view link]

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