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Founder, and idea for a TUSCL graphic

san_jose_guy

money was invented for handing to women, but buying dances is a chump's game

So we have a guy, old and grumbly looking. Not very big. We see him seated in an office chair with his back to us. He has a computer on the table in front of him. He is hunched over, like he wants to be close to the screen. But in fact he is looking down, as he does two finger hunt and peck typing. The screen is large and we can see much of it. We see that it says The Ultimate Strip Club List at the top, and then the rest is just lines of text.

On his left side is a bombshell stripper. On his right side is another bombshell stripper. They are each up close to him with both hands on him. As they are taller and in stripper shoes, they would be much higher than he, but they are bending over so that there faces are just a bit higher than his. Their faces are about at the right level to be reading the screen. They are as interested as what it says on the screen as he is.

Of course they are in strapped on stripper shoes, and the image shows all the way down to where their shoes touch the floor, both the front and back parts of their shoes.

And then as they are bent over and looking at the screen, they are sticking their asses out. This also adds width to the image, making it easier to use.

Everything else about the room and the man are ordinary and grungy. Just the two women are awesome.

Now we just have to find someone who can draw this.

SJG

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