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Back in olden times Vikings would adopt names that heralded their accomplishments or personified some character trait that was note worthy. Erik the Brave Leif the Dragon Slayer Native American Indians had the tendency to give names based on personal attributes or…
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He walked into a strip club, waved an invalid police badge and they waived the cover charge for him and a friend. Police say Darren Philip Walker, 24, came into Bare Assets on West New Haven Avenue in Melbourne with an…
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I know extras can be found in almost any club, but in some cities the "extras" are more common than in my home area. I don't want or need to know specific clubs, but what are the cities for "extras" in…
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I'm heading down to Miami in three weeks for a work trip and am looking for some advice. I've read the reviews of the clubs in the area to see each place's pros and cons, but I am looking for…
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Were is the best 2way $10 lappers ?
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We had a nice discussion about ATM recently. I have to admit I disagree with tumblingdude's comment about cuts with cleaning one's member in between. Good ATM should have no cuts between removing the penis from the anus and putting…
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Dancer: "The Chinese are taking over everything. This guy Psy is all over the internet with his stupid gangnam style." Me: "He's not Chinese. He's Korean." Dancer: "Same thing."
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An excerpt from a review by a guy who clearly has a long stick placed firmly and deeply up his butt: "Some of the male patrons were downright aggressive with their hands (like, trying to finger them when they put a…
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I love going to a dirty dingy club and finding the diamond in the rough. Anyone else know what I'm talking about?
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$25 lappers – pardon my French but WTF? I hate $25 lappers not necessarily b/c it's $5 more per dance than the standard LD price; but: 1) forces you to have smaller denomination bills or else you have to go thru the…
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Pathetic, and patheticer, but milestones nonetheless. 1. After finishing sex with an 18 year old, and having had a bit leak out of the rubber, I got to calm her freak out with "Don't worry, I've been shooting blanks since…
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All of my previous reviews were rejected due to the appearance of copying and pasting previous review detail that have not changed. I am going to go back to writing reviews like everyone else. It is a lot of work…
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I like to have the option to be able to make omments on reviws...it would help in creating local discussions with local clubers and about the clubs them selves...
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Some have suggested that recent topics are not suitable for TUSCL. I agree. Serious topics only. "Does the Pillsbury Doughboy have genitals?" Discuss.
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Founder should charge like the other sites....most sites charge $100 a year....I haven't dun so yet and I feel bad for it but I do plain on leading buy example.....its a Damn good site
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What club you lurkin in today ?
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I may be moving to orange county, CA soon. Does anyone have a sense of the best clubs in the area? I know it a large area; but are they concentrated in a particular area and what is…
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Although the Pink Pony is not among the Atlanta clubs that I like and go to, I hope that they win this one and I think that they will. The owners of the Pink Pony strip club are suing the city…
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Does Portland have the Highest Number of Strip Clubs per Capita? Here's the answer by a Portland columnist: http://www.wweek.com/portland/article-20636-dr_know_the_truth_la.html The most interesting thing to me was that the writer used TUSCL to find the answer. I have a rather trivial complaint…
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How many dancers are knowledgable about TUSCL and similar sites? Just like civilians who Google themselves, how many dancers have looked up their club and stage name? Would this knowledge be helpful to them or a hindrance ?…
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Its time to shine....go out their and get your money wet
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For me, there are few things that are more irritating than a lousy BJ. This is especially true when the only thing following it is an equally lousy HJ. What a fucking waste. Imagine my further amazement when, at…
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I've got a road trip coming up soon, driving up I-81 from Harrisburg PA to Syracuse NY. Anybody have any recommendations for a good club within 20 minutes of the interstate to make a pit stop? Looking for…
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Yeah shes slick with dick
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NFL player James Harrison says he dropped over a half mil on massages last year. And they call us PL's
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