So I popped on Tuscl today to flip through a few local clubs that I've been considering visiting to find that some jerk off had taken my review of the Ballpark Tavern from Yelp and posted it to TUSCL as…

1. She points he orgasmatron ray gun at you and shoots...even when you're alone. 2. She shows up at your door dressed like Powergirl...but she ain't Powergirl. 3. She alters reality to make you king of the world. 4. Flys…

I hate the current population drugs that seem to be popular in the clubs. Back in the day (15+ years ago), coke was popular in the clubs that I frequented in the northeast, which was not so bad…

Yes or No

Yes or No

Alas...another potentially good thread degenerated rapidly into poo-flinging. This raises the question of "what does make a good thread?" However, this question actually has many different answers. The answer is obvious for a more serious thread. It is simply…

Ever get so coked out your Dick just would not get the fuck up ? Hmmmm I do and dat shit is gooooooood hmmmmm Mmmmmmm jjjjjj kkkkkkkkk iiii. Jajdjdkdkdjdjdhdjdidodidjdjdjxjdjdjdkdjf.............. Fu k yea ! Drac Club ya'll !

Ever notice that sex isn't good sex until you pooped a little ?

A dad was walking past his sons bedroom and he hears his son in there jacking off. Dad looks in and says, "Son stop that! If you keep that uo you will go blind". The son says " Hay dad,…

hey does any one know what time Andrea gets to Godivas1 in greenville

Sup fellas I've been bagging food like crazy and I'm just touching base with my boys. You know after being a bagger for the last 98 year's I've learned a lot of tricks to get my Dick sucked for the…

Hello you crazy and inbred muthafuckaz. The power of the I-Phone reigns supreme. My phone has been dropped, smashed, kicked, stomped, and thrown. Today, my I-Phone was submerged in the cold Pacific Ocean. And…

New product introduction by Jif. Now that's creative.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/02/underwater-strip-club_n_3696284.html

Sso I rolled up on dis hunny at the king of burgers and eas all like yea I will have sum fries and a shake and sum juicy ass pussy in my face ! I tell you eaht thah bitch…

Have you plays eaten da never indeigng patsa bowls at the gsrden it be all good and shit...I took my ATF their and tucked her int he bathetoom with a never ending bread stick

I think the dude can pull it off. Yes...Daredevil kind of sucked. But it wasn't due to Affleck. It was overall just a poorly done movie. Batman has had many incarnations...from campy to dark and brooding to the bat suit…

I rly like to jerk it. How much jerking it is to much?? Ther ar no good clubs near me so I have to go on a road trip to see some good tits an ass. But I also rly…

Returning to Texas n a few months, but to Houston, a city who's scene I'm not familiar with. Any Houston pros out there that can give me a city-guide? PM if you don't want to post.

What names would be funny for a strip club? The Leaky Nipple

No clue about these terms.

The owner of a St. Helena Parish[LA] strip club has sued a pastor for calling him a “schoolyard bully” while the minister lobbied to have the club shut down. Tyrone Butler, owner of The Mansion near Montpelier, filed his defamation lawsuit…

What makes a good quality discussion thread on tuscl ? Enjoy ;)