So, my phone rings at 4am and I get a text from ATF Lite. She says, "I love you from the bottom of my heart" What should I think about.this? a) It's 10 days before Christmas and it's time to do some…

Dancer: You seem like nice, quiet guy. Me: Yeah mostly, but I can be full of surprises. (long pause) Me: Sorry, I guess that's not the best thing to say when you've got your hand on somebody's butt.

Since I've frequented strip clubs for 30 years, I think I can speak authoritatively on dancer quality through those years. Now though I'm a baby boomer myself, I have to admit that Gen X women were far and away…

Hi, everyone, it's me jester214 (or as Dugly very disrespectfully calls me "the jestie-girl". Fuck that loser.) Anyway, I have the greatest admiration for rickdugan and not just because of how he really puts Dugly in line but also because…

Yes, I know I made so much noise before about how I was going to run all the trolls of TUSCL but I was accused of accomplishing nothing. But, come on, let's get real. I did accomplish something. I made…

Happened to me last night. It was late and I was getting tired. Happened after maybe a dozen dances from multiple dancers. The last girl who asked me I would have gotten a couple dances from her…

Since we are talking the Heisman Trophy in another thread, I am wondering if the Nobel Prize has been sullied by Obama (four wars since winning it) and the rest of the ilk (Gore with his global warming lies, A…

Even the numbnuts Zipman has joined in. And Juice did another bull shit review. Tumblingdice may enjoy that review. I'm outta here.

Seems like 90% of every thread I open these days is just some pure garbage that has absolutely nothing to do with strip clubs. RickyBoy has succeeded in ruining this board, which I guess was his plan all along. Hope…

I posted my own story a while back regarding having a relationship with a stripper. I'm asking myself a number of question: Why did I get involved with a stripper in the first place? What future did I expect from having a…

I wonder why if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys, she's considered a "slut," but if a man does the exact same thing, he's "gay."

I'd like to point out some continuity errors in TUSCL. I think it can be explained is Juice was affected by almost the same mutation as Jamie Madrox. The stress of Juice's infamous combat with Shodowcat caused his dupes to…

On Facebook, an ex-dancer posted that she would like to go back to dancing but can't stomach the current Detroit strip club scene: "I miss dancing on stage. I miss actual lap dances lol. I used to average $600/night no nasty…

You know the photos accompanying this story are gonna be good. http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/os-stripper-boyfriend-tipper-stolen-car-20131214,0,7907703.story

The Heisman Trust mission statement: "The Heisman Memorial Trophy annually recognizes the outstanding college football player whose performance best exhibits the pursuit of excellence with integrity." "...with integrity" Just sayin'

Mega Millions jackpot is at $550 mil. If you won it, the lump sum after-tax payout could set up quite the nice recurring stream of annual income. When the jackpots climb to these levels, I admit I find…

All kinds of trippy shit on tuscl tonight ! Fuck all yall !

LOL!

How many of us just don't pay for the sex but also pay to play the cat and mouse game ? For myself I enjoy the seduction proces more than the sex

I love fat pussy lips

Stinkie ones R da bestest !

I'm the real juicebox and the spam king is back bitches !

When I go to dem clubs I toss so mu h rubber banz I keep dem pussies wet !

Suck my Di k faggots I'm back !!!

I am merely stating my opinion!