Strip Clubbing with a Winged Man

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

8/25/2013 1:55:19 PM

I would not recommend going to a club with an owl.

I went last night...

Me: I just had an awesome dance with Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

Me: Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

Me: Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

Me: Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

and so went our night out

5 comments

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Dougster

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11 years ago

Me: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Owl: *Nods*
Me: He just called you an owl!
Owl: Hoo? Hoo?

shadowcat

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11 years ago

I know the feeling. I took a parrot once and all I heard all night was "I want a blow job".

Papi_Chulo

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11 years ago

Your owl sounds as clueless as many of the dancers I meet :)

That was funny though :)

Alucard

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11 years ago

I always club alone. I don't need a wing man or winged animal.

I've only met two members in a club before.

rell

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11 years ago

o...k

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