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Strip Clubbing with a Winged Man

motorhead
motorhead1106928

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

12 yrs ago · 1 min read

I would not recommend going to a club with an owl.

I went last night...

Me: I just had an awesome dance with Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

Me: Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

Me: Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

Me: Mercedes

Owl: Hoo

and so went our night out

Replies (5)

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Dougster

Me: Hey, you see that guy over there? Owl: Nods Me: He just called you an owl! Owl: Hoo? Hoo?

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shadowcat

I know the feeling. I took a parrot once and all I heard all night was "I want a blow job".

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Papi_Chulo

Your owl sounds as clueless as many of the dancers I meet :)

That was funny though :)

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Alucard

I always club alone. I don't need a wing man or winged animal.

I've only met two members in a club before.

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rell

o...k

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