Strip Clubbing with a Winged Man

Me: Hey, you see that guy over there?
Owl: Nods
Me: He just called you an owl!
Owl: Hoo? Hoo?

I know the feeling. I took a parrot once and all I heard all night was "I want a blow job".

Your owl sounds as clueless as many of the dancers I meet :)

That was funny though :)

I always club alone. I don't need a wing man or winged animal.

I've only met two members in a club before.

o...k