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...who will take over for TUSCL's resident Wile E. Coyote? Since Monsieur Draques is missing in action (and no jokes about death...not funny...we can call a YUSCL-bro a fucking idiot to their face but no jokin' 'bout death) who will step…
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Wow...just wow! Somebody must be off their meds. I have some helpful advice for Monsieur Draques: 1. Sir, don't self medicate sir! Sir, keep your instinct to eschew illegal drugs intact. Is that ok, sir? 2. Sir, please identify a doctor who…
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Wow...I got some major hostility from Monsieur Draques latest sock puppet (LittleWimpyJohn69). What do you think makes that whack-a-loon act the way he does? My theories, along with assessments of the likelihood they are correct, are: 1. This is some sort…
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Monsieur Moose recently posted a question that boiled down to the best way to deal with our least favorite turd in the punchbowl. Yep, that is correct: Drac-a-doodle-Doo-dude. I asserted that I blocked him in a relatively civil post. What then…
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Multiple gunshots fired near the Mystic Gentleman's Club in southeast Portland left two people in critical condition early Sunday morning. According to Portland Police detectives, the shooting was first reported just before 9 p.m. Saturday at the intersection of SE 99th…
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What's the difference between a group of intelligent female pygmies and a women's track team? One is a group of cunning rents while the other is a group of....
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I had a dream about a stripper. The stripper was talking to me and asked me to move the strip club 44 feet to the west. The funny thing is that this is not the strangest thing a…
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Did anyone try a foot longninstead of EXTRA KRISTA?
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I met my CF in October of last year. For the past month or so, we've been having lap dances with the intent of me LDKing. (It was actually her idea. Her grinding abilities are ridiculous, by the way.) Anyway,…
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I da mane !
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I usually tell them anything is Ok as long as their ass isn't bigger than mine.
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Pimp sues Nike for not labeling shoes 'dangerous.' http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/01/11/pimp-nike-jordan-sue/4431131/
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Are there a lot of dancers who are actually lesbians with no sexual attraction to men at all and see men as stupid walking talking wallets only? Have you discovered any such dancers? I will never spend any…
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So I was at the strip club the other night when a cute, young, girl-next-door type slides on next to me with a smile and her pitch line- "Have you ever fucked a porn star before?" I just smiled and…
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How many gay guys does it take to put on a lighter bulb? One, but it takes an entire emergency room to take it out.
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This has always puzzled me. Some dancers are infatuated with tattoos and seem to have quite a few of them. On more than once occasion, I've met dancers who have recently gotten large (expensive) tattoos or are planning on getting…
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HOUSTON (FOX 26) - Clifford Hall says he's more than happy to pay child support for his 11-year-old son. "I'm his father it's my responsibility to take care of him," Hall says. But Hall says when the amount of child support was modified…
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I recently returned to Austin after six months in Fort Worth/Dallas. I really enjoyed the clubs in the Dallas area (esp. NW area). I'm now back in Austin and just as it was when I left the strip…
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Millionaires now have the majority in Congress Do you need to be rich to get elected to Congress? Or does getting elected to Congress make you rich? Whatever the cause and effect, Congress is now officially the land of millionaires. According to the…
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At.Da.house I.eat a lot of tomatoes and mayo sandwiches how bout U ?
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I just heard a rumour that a strip club has, or will be opening in Durham Region soon, has anybody heard anything about it?
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I visited my regular club for the first time a bit over a month. Unfortunately my favorite dancer was suspended/fired a few weeks ago. There was a another girl, equally as hot who I enjoyed last time. I asked the…
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Is feeling a little cocky
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So I'm new to strip clubs! I'm 25 years old (I know) I've been to a few clubs in Fort Worth had a few lapdances it was good.. Then my friend took me to clubs in Dallas (baby dolls and…
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A man was shot dead this morning in the parking lot of a Las Vegas strip club. Lt. Michael Wallace said police received a call about 8:20 a.m. from someone who heard gunshots outside Crazy Horse III near Russell Road and…
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