Kardashian Ass

Because in the cave men brain witch is the ones we still have today we deep down look for big hips...big Ass for child birthing.......


But as for me I like to lick, suck and fuck a ass if its nice enough I would fuck a dudes Ass.....

I think she has a great ass. I like thick women. Kim is thick. I'm not into those thin, bony girls with no meat on their bones.

Kim isn't quite as good looking as she use to be, but in her prime she was amazing.

If I could get with a chick with an ass as big as Kim Kardashian I would be in heaven. I love me a big ass, I can't explain why, I just do.

^^^fair enough Ran. Like I said, it's subjective so I guess a vote would be better.

A. Kim K Ass
B. average ass
C. Skinny Boney ass

And I'll go first. Average ass.

A

B

A

Heart shaped ass is my fav.

A (actually give me the A+ booty)

I know what I like when I see it, and it is not BIG. I assume that there many PC reasons.

I tend to notice that white guys don’t like the big asses and black and latinos guys tend to appreciate it (and in some cases worship it :)).

Papi Chulo you hit the nail on the head

Us white guys appreciate big natural boobage.

Just an average ass is fine. I like boobs. Natural ones.

White guys better get used to the big booty since according to demographic trends; whities will be the minority (< 50%) in the too not distant future :)

If her ass is bigger than mine, I am not interested and I'm not fat.

^ shoot – I use the exactly opposite criteria – and I’m not fat either

Agree Papi. But why? Check out vice.com for an article on butt injections. That is what got me thinking about this. Why is it that black and Latinos like the big butts but whitey sticks with the average or skinny?

I can appreciate a big ass but I saw that picture of Kim and that shit just looks unnatural and freakish. Slightly out of proportion is nice but take it to far and I have no interest.

@ redi:

There is no “why” IMO.

People of different ethnicities/backgrounds have different likes – knowing why people are different is like knowing the beginnings of the universe (there are theories – but theories are not facts).

Just like some people like a particular color and you/me may not.

IDK why I like curvaceous women – I just do – I don’t even have to think about it – I see it and I like it. I don’t like bland or average – when it comes to a woman; an average ass and average tits means average interest for me – a beast with big tits and a big ass means more woman for me to like.

It’s like a v6 sports car vs a v8 – I’ll take the v8 where some people may say why so much engine; it even wastes-more-gas/more-inefficient.

I don’t have an answer as to why some (like me) like and prefer bigger asses (often the bigger the better w/o it being necessarily fat or BBW) – I just see it and I get excited and my mouth waters.

Miss K has had her ups and downs weight-wise, so let me be specific here:

http://cdn.hiphopwired.com/wp-content/up…

Off hand I can't think of anyone who has a better ass than that. Then again, it's not like it's one in a million either. Maybe more like one in 500? And of course, it's the ass in proportion. If all of Kim were 10% bigger, or 10% smaller, wouldn't affect her hotness.

I'd put Kim's overall hotness at maybe about 1 in 5000, considering that she seems healthy and toned, and has nice butt/boobs/legs/hair. I also generally prefer darker women. She has a fairly pretty face, although she seems a bit stupid looking. Course, that's not an objective opinion, since we all know she's kinda stupid.

BTW redi:

How do you feel about breasts?

Do you dislike large/very-large breasts also - even if they are natural?

Some do not like large to very large boobs where many seem to really like it – why would the booty be different?

Have you ever gotten a lap dance from a big booty girl? You may end up liking all that rump on your junk :)

In the wise words of one Big Sean-
"Ass,Ass,Ass,Ass,Ass,Ass,Ass,Ass"

Man – one thing that drives me crayyyyyyyzy is when they make it bounce/pop w/o even moving any other part of their body – i.e. they could be on all 4s on stage or on their knees and they can make that thing bounce by flexing those azz muscles and those strong-ass hip muscles.

@PC-Just walking behind a woman with a great ass is a blessing. Step that up to some booty popping and it's a religious experience. I've seen the light and I repent! Amen and Allelujiah!

Man when I’m walking behind a phat booty and that thing is shaking up and down – I could probably walk a marathon behind that booty and not even notice

Papi, Slick +1

You guys must love shopping at WalMart. :)

^ there is a difference b/w phat, and fat

A big ass does not necessarily mean a fat ass.


Analogy:
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A 250 lb heavy weight body builder can be huge yet have 5% body fat

I’ve seen plenty a dancer; almost always black; that will have a really big ass and you touch that thing and it is hard and a lot of muscle

I will surrender my handle to you at any time Papi, as it is rightly yours.

when a girl is riding cowboy (both positions) or your hitting it from the back...if a girl with no ass is slamming her bony butt against my hips, all I feel puncture pain. A soft supple big booty is what it takes. There's a good sexual reason for you outside the looks department.

A

while Kim is not my ideal woman, I certainly would not turn down the chance to fuck her. porking that pussy from behind while holding on to that phat ass would be a pretty damn good ride.

How come most folks focus on Kim's ass when the gal has a beautiful face? I feel that her face is more than a match for most women.

@shadowcat
You guys must love shopping at WalMart. :)
LOL yes it's either large asses or skin and bones at WalMart.
@rediguan
Check out vice.com for an article on butt injections.
I believe KK has her ass x-rayed on her TV show just to prove she did not have injections or implants.
BTW1 I have only seen and felt butt implants or injection in TJ
BTW2 I vote B
I am a breast guy, any size but I prefer big nipples:)

I'm super white and i love xxl ass

I don't like big asses. I don't like small asses either. I like them just right.

I don't get hung up on particular body features. One local club has a girl about 5'7" tall with a sleek butt and nicely proportioned built-ons - beautiful. Another, a Peruvian, has a slightlty larger butt, slightly smaller but firm natural Cs, a beautiful face and a nice coffee complexion - stunning. At another club my CF is shorter, built a little thicker with great natural Bs. My ATF has a very slender body, bolt-ons that are not oversized for her frame and the best work I have ever seen; her surgeon was an artist. One of the sexiest girls there had virtually no boobs (but great nips!) With the balance of her body the best I have ever seen, a beautiful face and a very sensuous dance.

Point is, they are all beautiful girls, and I like them all!

I'm not an ass man, but dang! Kim does look good!

She has a face like a horse and ass to match.

Who cares?

I used to think Kim was hot. But now she looks like she has had some plastic surgery. Her face is different - and not good different.

Her sister Khloe is the hot one now.

The best Kardashian was part of the dream team.

I don't think Lamar Odom was good enough to make the '92 Dream Team

Or the '94 Dream Team-Bailey, Kardashian, Cochrane, and Shapiro.

A woman should have a shape and a bigger ass makes a nicer shape. Flat ass or "just right" (which makes no sense) is something a little girl should have. Big titis is not necessary as long as the nipples are nice

I vote for B

A will win out over B and C if everything else is equal. Girl would have to be fuggly or something else bad for me to choose B or C first.