July 12, 2014 • Vol. 21, No. 193 Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction. © 1995-2014 - tuscl

http://variety.com/2014/music/news/tommy-ramone-last-surviving-original-member-of-influential-punk-band-dies-at-65-1201261584/

As an alternative to the restrictive rules proposed by Shadowcat I'd like to propose the following: 1. Be entertaining! 2. Don't be a dick (unless its entertaining) 3. Be truthful (unless doing so is dickish or non-entertaining).

"an allegation was made that Lentz assaulted a worker and asked for sex in exchange for lighter policing at the club." I'm glad that nothing like this happens in Detroit. http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/daytona-beach-commissioner-says-strip-club-favors-/ngdZd/

1 Keep it Clean. Please avoid obscene, vulgar, lewd, racist or sexually-oriented language. PLEASE TURN OFF YOUR CAPS LOCK. 2 Don't Threaten. Threats of harming another person will not be tolerated. 3 Be Truthful. Don't knowingly lie about anyone or anything. 4 Be Nice. No racism, sexism or any sort of…

A few old topics and no new posts??? Anyone else see this?

Hi..anyone take your wife into champagne room? good experience?

What's your pick?

As a Miamian and Heat fan; I'm ok w/ it although I would have liked for him to stay. But the Heat are not looking like they were going to be any better next season than this/past season and IMO that…

http://www.vice.com/en_uk/read/these-internet-bought-beauty-products-will-help-you-get-laid

Ok, so imagine this scene. All the get to know you chatter is complete, drinks and funny jokes included. You like her and she likes you['re promise to pay her]. You two crazy kids run along to…

Thank you, thank you very much I'll be here in the boom boom room all week folks Lol

I miss Juice. And LMN/LNM (or what the fuck ever) has been great entertainment. Well, not great entertainment like Shakespeare, but more like Renfest stuff. I mean, yea, on topic stuff is OK, but one can only take so…

what do you do with a drunk dancer in VIP? recent trip dancer was wasted and just laid across my lap the whole time. was tempted to "play" a little, but I'm not the kind to take advantage…

Given the title, I was prepared to dislike these videos by a former stripper. But I found her videos to be interesting and real. I can only hope that not all girls take her advice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9PIwrYLYf4&list=PL7tp_264zftjRtIt3UTad4oLzP9HeY-Mc&index=2

Are you so addicted to strip clubs and lap dances that you find yourself measuring the price of everything in terms of how many lap dances it would buy? For example" "Wow, it takes three lap dances to fill…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dj1gUMS8fyY

I cannot take credit for this but thought I would pass it along. Sometimes you take a girl to the VIP room and you know what you're going to get, and sometimes you don't. Is she a good girl, is…

Now I know most of you are jealous losers with no money who just want to hate on me but I thought I would come here and discuss some deeply personal shit and then ask you all for some advice. Been…

I wore my new t-shirt to the club today. The one that says "Vagina Inspector". The girls loved the shirt and were more than happy to undergo the inspection. But then, WHAM, my finger found a tampon. I had a…

Going through some major life changes and as I have come to rely on this board as a bit of a sounding board (while often times many of the responses are more satirical than supportive), I figured I would share…

I noticed that Allure (Greater Toronto area) has displaced Hong Kong as the top rated strip club. I have been to Hong Kong and it is clearly a strip club/brothel combination (prostitution is legal in this part of Tijuana)…

Have any strippers ever sent you sexy cellphone pics of themselves? Have you ever recorded a stripper and you having sex with the stripper's consent? Did you get to keep the recording? With me I've had about four strippers send me pics…

A downside of the new "no pics" TUSCL is the inability to see more detail on avatars. For example, I'd dig seeing hotstuffbabi's new tits. I'm sure they are top notch and...well...I digs the tit-TAYZ! But Bullwinkle's new avatar...interesting choice Mr.…

Since LMN probably wasn't the Google exec that OD'ed ...cough...he's the dude that makes the curly fries at Arby's...cough... I wonder what hijinks he has planned for the weekend. Share my brother...cruising 'round on your Yamaha 5-million? Taking a short…