....but instead of Joel and the robots, it was Steve, with Slick to his left, and Motor to the right. Besides cracking jokes about the movie "The Crawling Eye", they were also making numerous pop culture references. It was hilarious!

The Waco Kid lives. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r7HN7THecwg

The Blue People of Kentucky: http://youtu.be/4iJVWMR4Uq0 This is what happebs when you fuck your cousins.

i go to the local SC every weekend LITERALLY every weekend mainly drink beer tip a dollar or 2 every beer(tend to get FUCKED up drunk) then once i feel pretty messed up my atf comes over and i drop…

From a recent review of Penthouse Detroit: “… I actually made 3 trips up there with the same girl. We would dance for about half an hour, then take another wine break. Each time the dances got more intimate and daring.…

Am leaving my usual north american strip club bolt hole of Niagara and Mississauga this winter, in search of better weather and the bright lights of Vegas... Have done my trawl through the many many reviews and being the type…

For the past 6 or 8 months, I have been enjoying strippers and strip clubs less. Early this year, I lost my favorite dancer Marilyn. She was a very attractive blonde and also a very nice person--the least crazy stripper…

What's up with guys coming to a strip club,,, standing & staring,, at other customers being grind on with Lap Dances.... I cannot figure this one out... I'm at Follies, 12 noon last Thursday,,, I take a seat on the…

I visited my local strip club yesterday and decided to take a dancer I have never seen before for a VIP. Prior to going to the VIP, we decided on $200 tip for FS and BJ. I paid the $125…

The Batmobile? The General Lee? Ecto-1? What's your pick?

I'm heading up to NYC in a few weeks for a wedding with my girlfriend. She loves strips clubs every bit as much as I do, if not more, so we try to hit up a couple everywhere we…

I took a hiatus from this board as I was staying at my dad's place in Aspen for the last couple months. The goal was to clear my head after leaving private equity and trying to find a career at…

Hi hi, I'm a thick girl, borderline bbw. I have been dieting my ass off to get hired at clubs that only want skinny girls but it just dawned on me today that surely some places hire girls my size.…

I'm wondering if anyone can recommend any decent options in the Pittsburgh area. I'm looking for high-mileage dances. By scouring the reviews here, it appears that Stiletto's (New Brighton, PA) or perhaps Fantasy's (across the state line in West Virginia)…

Steve, Your welcome. You can send me my 10% finders fee. http://247sports.com/Bolt/Most-followed-NFL-cheerleading-squads-31581470

Women with black hair and blue eyes drive me crazy. I guess it is the contrast between light eyes and dark hair. Think of Lynda Carter in her prime as Wonder Woman. What country or region could I travel to…

Simply put, a pretty young stripper, one who I've talked to on and off for almost 2 years now. offered me services in my car and I turned her down. Why? Because there was another girl in the…

Who will Slip'N Slide into the top two spots to become the latest toys featured in the National Toy Hall of Fame? Officials at The Strong's National Museum of Play on Monday announced its 12 National Toy Hall of Fame finalists…

The Nuru Massage uses a special gel which is made from deep seaweed and is colourless, tastless, and extremely slippery and smooth. The masseuse will rub your entire body with the nuru nuru and slide on you from all imaginable…

I liked Andy Kaufman because he was different and original. He was not just another cliched comic. I don't believe for a minute that he's still alive, but I enjoyed reading about Andy and remembering his crazy antics. http://nypost.com/2014/09/28/why-andy-kaufman-might-still-be-alive/

So yesterday I'm texting with a dancer that I hope to see this week. She seems more sexy and flirty than usual, so I suggest 0TC instead of the club. We've been discussing OTC for a few…

So I was at the SC the other night and saw a dancer I hadn't seen before. She had a fantastic ass, so I wanted to get a LD from her. She was working the floor but didn't approach me.…

Dancer denies she was paid to strip in corporate box in Australia. My favorite part: "During her out-of-control antics, she kicked and punched police who tried to arrest her, attacking one with a high heel and biting another on the…

Plain and simple. We need more role models like him. And not just in football but in life. http://kxan.com/2014/09/28/nfl-commissioner-vp-visit-longhorns-coach-charlie-strong/

hi everyone, how busy is your favorite SC? in my area several SC's have closed down for whatever reason. so you would think the remaining ones would have more of a crowd, but it's not working out that way. unlike…