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Hit my favorite club today while the awful, awful Chargers came close to upsetting the "good" Broncos. With a couple exceptions, the talent was really not there. I have a personal theory that Sunday is full of girls who didn't make…

Would you be as nice as this guy if someone ate some of your food before it was wrapped up, then called the cops on you? I would forward this video to taco bell corporate offices https://youtu.be/8MuFB1ufmHo

Oakland Park, FL is a smaller municipality on the North side of Fort Lauderdale and has been the location of the two corporate-sister strip clubs Solid Gold and Pure Platinum, which people tend to call the "Fort Lauderdale" strip clubs…

Just left my local watering hole. Earlier a group came in and what could be my new ATF was with them. A lovely Asian. Great body, silky jet black hair to her waist. Nice face. I was stunned. Not in…

I've tried a variety of pants in strip clubbing and generally go in a pair of dress pants with cotton boxers underneath. I'll still have some trips that the dances can feel uncomfortable at times causing chafing and an overall…

She's a small girl and it's just party dancing, but I like it over booty shaking videos any day.... Dee-lite 1990.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzoEK545j64

I was talk with with some dancers and management from a couple different clubs here in the MN area and all said January was the slowest month for the strip clubs. Im going to try to make it a…

Getting placed on ignore by Rickyboy Duggan. My 2016 resolution is to earn this distinguishing honor from several other TUSCL pussie so I can converse with real true blooded non-pussy Americans. This could take a while, and for some reason…

2 articles posted yesterday. Reading them now while taking a shit.

I find this ROB story funny to me so i will share from my life so you can laugh at my pain...much like America did with Kevin Harts stand up special. So i was at the club this one time in…

I think they should have kept Kari on and encouraged her to wear bikinis, but even without her the explosions were brilliant! But I guess there is no show that can go on forever (except the Simpsons, and I'm not…

Can someone please explain what ymmv means for me

I am kind of sad to say it here but I have to be honest with myself. I did things that made her upset, I did not respond to the way she expected it to go, and this is where…

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It.s not as simple as you think... http://www.plexxi.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bigstock-Mathematics-equations-on-white-29757593.jpg

The term “10” is used somewhat liberally on TUSCL, but I recently spent sc time with an exotic beauty that I consider a 10. This belief is supported by the fact that, despite heavy stage tipping, I had to…

Any suggestions please!!

In light of Lap Dance King's post on gauging interest, and threads about navigating multiple interest in dancers, I wanted to share my $200 game theory. DISCLAIMER: only LDKers would appreciate the science. For those of you on #TeamExtras this…

Hi All, I’m a regular at a small club. Typically there are 5 or 6 dancers on any given shift. Being a regular at a small club has perks. The girls tend to give me good treatment.…

All right TUSCL, Missionary is dating a stripper. I just couldn't resist that body. She's a few years older than me. We've been on a few dates, we've haven't been to each other's house yet. I'm going to her house…

Here's some tasty nudity from the voluptuous Emily Ratajkowski to start your new year right: https://vimeo.com/40362931 http://www.egotasticallstars.com/2013/04/emily-ratajkowski-nekkid-and-hot-captures-behind-the-scenes-video/

I'm planning my first OTC activity in a couple of weeks: dinner date followed by overnight in my hotel room with a BJ at bedtime and another in the morning. Since this will be on her birthday, I…

Was it this everywhere else? Christie's Cabaret - Drove by early and saw their sign saying open at 11 AM. Did several things during the day and returned near 7 pm only to find one dancer and customer in this massive…

Sorry for my absence. Between my promotion at work and the the added work loads plus my poker addiction at the tables...it explains my silence I started poker a year ago with the idea to help me kill time while saving…

My dancer/SB gave my chamydia. Thank heaven it was not something worse.