I am worried my wife will see everything I have written. I plan to blame it all on crazy Joe. What would you do?

Only time a hit a stripper.

Will this get my wife sick via sperm from my dick?

I am trying to save money so went for straight canola oil. The bouncers said I needer better lube. Does anyone know what Rick used to jerk this bouncer with ?

I just figured the liberals like to give their money away so please fund me. I am broke.

At my local strip club, somebody bought a round for the house. I was thinking it has been ages since I saw somebody do this. Is this practice dead? I remember in the 90s .com era there always…

In honor of one North Carolinian whom I would enjoy his commentary on Super Bowl 50. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xus57BaY3hI

I turn on the TV for coverage of the Super Bowl, and all they're talking about is Cam Newton and race. Does anyone wanna talk about the actual game lol?

OK, so I have to admit that the buffet at my local KFC is a guilty pleasure of mine. I don't go often, for a number of reasons, but when I do I do some damage. In fact, I just…

I had a good review posted about a new club that opened. All of a sudden the review is gone. Could it be the new club didn't claim their page yet, as there was another club at the same site.…

Curious and bored so time for one of my all famous polls lol. The word slut and whore are often used in strip clubs and even in real life a lot. While I have discussed before and most on here…

Look out for the P-Nemesis and John Legend song, it should be out in a week or so. Have a good day.

He is definitely not me. Far less educated and sucks at shitting on people. My trolls all come acrossed as a complete douche bag.

From a recent review of Vic’s in NJ: “ … She sits in my lap and I could tell she was lubing up her hand in her purse …” Ole girl seems to have her signature-move down pat; LOL – and this…

ABILENE, Texas - A man was robbed outside an Abilene strip club early Tuesday morning, according to Abilene police. The 47-year-old victim told police he was struck with a baseball bat around 2:20 a.m. outside Cloud 9, a strip club located at…

MEMPHIS, Tenn. –Two people leaving a Memphis strip club thought they were using a ride-sharing service, instead they got robbed. They were leaving The Pony nightclub at 3918 Winchester when they were approached by a man in an older black Mercedes. The…

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Who did I apologize to? ec0na0dcim Joined Feb 2016 Clubs: 0 Reviews: 0 13 Hours Ago • Lopaw- very true!! Lol Esta- I ended things with him last night, I didn't include all the details but he is a bit…

Tired of these minimalist approach to the pole. Some of th girls pretend it doesn't change a thing to walk on the stage while other improve more and more their skills. Some of the men don't care, but most of…

Everything is because of oil. Tech losing points... cuz of oil! Retail losing points... must be oil! Mining going to shit... blame oil! Financial sector...

I posted in another thread how disappointed I was in how magnanimous Trump was in defeat. Well, today he says Cruz "illegally" stole the election (caucus) because he told voters Ben Carson was dropping out and he figured those votes…

How common is sex on the first date these days with MILF civilians? They all say they want a relationship and not just sex. But then again, women rarely mean what they say. I ask because I'm wondering whether…

I'm terrible at understanding song lyrics. Usually I have no idea what the song is about or I have the wrong idea. It's like mis-hearing Jimi Hendrix's "Excuse me while I kiss the sky" as "Excuse…

Why is the area between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because there is plenty of room for another set of tits!

Over the last few year's I've really been advancing in my company, especially this past year. I've done all i could to avoid dating in the work place or one night stands even. Recently got a female Boss over the department…