First, thanks to everyone for providing lots of entertainment and introducing me to a whole new world of SCs: the crown jewel of which being the club mentioned in the subject line. If not for TUSCL, I'd have gone through…

Have any of you found/stumbled/by intuition/etc. a stripper that would go the distance or allow more than what you caught glimpses of while she danced moved from customer to customer getting lap dances? My past SC visit was just this.…

I'm shopping at Publix for a few things. I notice on the discontinued table some bags of Nestle Goobers (11.5oz) priced at $1.67. I'm a huge chocolate fan(have a little every day) and already have a bunch of chocolate(bags of…

Let’s adjourn to the bedroom. I’m going to sue the pants off you. You want to approach the bench and badger my witness? Girl, you’re testi-fine. Nice rebuttal. I need someone to look through these briefs. You’re so fine you…

LAFAYETTE, Ind. (WLFI) — Crews have been busy at work on the future home of one Indiana church. Lead Pastor at Lafayette Community Church, Jeff Mikels, said the search for a bigger building to fit the growing congregation began last spring.…

5 facts about the loved and hated Filet-O-Fish Mary Bowerman, USA TODAY Network Despite being known as a burger-giant, during Lent McDonald's has another top-seller: The Filet-O-Fish sandwich. McDonald's sells nearly 25% of their wild-caught Alaska Pollock fish sandwiches during Lent, when many…

A couple days ago I posted a story about a strip club bouncer who received only 1 year for killing a customer, but this man gets life for a killing. I'm often puzzled by the disparity in sentences. http://www.kgw.com/news/crime/stars-strip-club-shooter-gets-life-for-murder/56121906

Do you ever notice, every once in awhile, someone will comment on a post that you've never seen on here before? You know they've been reading for months because they get the 'inside joke' or catch the reference from…

It was left on a guy's voice mail. Any one agree? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYcbIfBzAJs

Anyone here ever shaved their balls? I'm bored as hell on a Thursday and, in addition to the usual trimming above Private Ryan, I'm going for a complete clean look underneath. Wish me luck.

Local authorities were summoned to a small, family-owned Mexican restaurant today to investigate a bizarre incident. Restaurant employees told police that the incident occurred at 3pm today, after the lunch crowd had already left for the day. An unknown man…

I hesitate to say that this is definitively our best sexual encounter, although it certainly could be. But there have been so many. I'll leave that ultimate judgment up to the reader. Unfortunately, I don't have time to type…

We’ve done funny club names b/f; but I’ve seen some real funny TUSCL names also – e.g.: “MassiveHardOn” “JizzEjector”

I stopped by Emerald City in Pt Charlotte one night just to see. Started on the non-nude bar side. Empty. One girl that might have been a 7 giving a lap dance to a guy in the…

All the clubs in Santa Clara County are strictly no touching at all. Most do not have anything like a VIP room. Of those few that do, the rule is still going to be no touching. This…

There was a recent thread that asked if Asians moved your needle. My question is who's the hottest Asian stripper you've ever seen? At Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas, there was this Korean with a gorgeous face, big titties (might have been…

I've been planning to write of an experience that happened years ago when I get the inspiration and time to actually document it. Is there a set of criteria that calls out when a discussion thread should be initiated vs. an

For those who haven't seen it yet... A stripper wrote an article a couple of days ago. Strip Club Weirdos and How to Deal With Them. It created a lot of debate back and forth. It's a fun…

Very off topic, I know heads will spin as such a non stripper question but I'm curious. I know back in the day it was probably the in thing to do your own oil maintenance (along with other maintenance), but…

http://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine I couldn't help but picture an "elderly gentleman" enjoying a lap dance in the last panel.

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By far the worst thing about the loss of DS II is that I've lost one that I could fuck bareback without wondering when my dick would fall off. She wasn't much of a sexual freak, but the fact…

This woman is very hot. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3463155/Stella-Maxwell-lets-hang-topless-photoshoot-Malibu.html She has Gingerbread's exact body, with a much prettier face. I say she's a 9. Or a Level 3.

I went to enjoy my free VIP at club 9 miles from me.. Passing the food bar I decided I was there just to c girls so passed. A waitress took me to a table with a good…