last night had this stripper work me over for a solid 30 min. she was very responsive to my dick. what made me cum extra hard and tip a lot more extra cash is I noticed when I was getting…

Glock 19 vs spray paint cans.. ooooooh noooooo, what will happen? https://youtu.be/B7pInRhHfGU

Will this mean fewer east Europeans in the UK clubs because now they need a work visa? No more nice English girls in the clubs on the continent? Will a gin & tonic cost more on the Reeperbahn? Also I think…

Is it always about breast reconstruction? One girl is an exotic dancer. Former surgeon messed up her boobs with his procedure. Another group are twins. They want everything the same, exactly the same, including their tits. Picky picky. Never seen the show before.

I have learned so much on TUSCL. I would have never heard of Action Bronson if it weren't for TUSCL He's an interesting cat. Has a Jewish mother but was raised Muslim. He's a chef and a rapper.…

I got little 4got's nails ground down at the groomer's yesterday. When I went to get the little guy back the groomer told me he was a good dog! She said that dachshund's sometimes bite without warning but he just…

As a long time strip club chump I realize that I can not avoid some level of pathetic loser-ness. I always try to avoid becoming one of the most pathetic strains of strip club loser though: the "BR" (butthurt…

what would be your entro music as u walked in ? this would be crazy joe lol https://youtu.be/KeEeePuaWII

If you do then you'll know what I'm talking about when I say I still can't believe how great that place was and there will never be another to compare !

This guy does. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk-HHyGRSRw

Or fly? Pretty cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wObBrd9wB6M

https://youtu.be/R0VCfbxrEgE

I have noticed a disturbing trend. Perhaps it is just human nature. But, I get treated better by random girls who I just meet at a showclub since they are working hard to sell me a dance. Girls who I happen to…

Anyone else notice that a girl's horniness is directly proportional to how close her head is to the ground. Not kidding seems to me like short girls are way more sexual than their taller counterparts. .. Just an anecdotal observation

5:00PM - Get off of work bagging groceries at Piggly Wiggly 5:15PM - Juice's mom picks him up from work 5:30PM - Juice's mom and him settle down for a nice dinner at the Golden Corral Buffet 7:05PM - Juice finally gets…

I usually take big bites then do a figure eight with my tounge

how many have stripper friends that beg to get spanked ?

Ask your strippers their opinion on Brexit. Buy dances from anyone who gives an informed response.

cost me about $100 and some change but its a treat I just really get off on how about you sick bastards

haven't clubbed much since last you saw me. I'm back at the old piggly wiggly and got myself a promotion from bag boy to head cashier. ive been realy blessed and it looks like I will be back on the…

what club should I attend in Greenville sc and what stratigy should I implament

What are some things that are turn ons to you regarding strippers besides the obvious? (nice face, nice ass, nice tits etc). •With me I'm really turned on with a stripper that delivers a great stageshow. •A stripper that works out hard…

Rate your preferences of women from best to worst. A. White women B. Black women C. Asian women D. Latina women E. Mixed race women With me it's E, B, D, A, C

i know you guys like that i am getting @mikey to admit that hes a "ghost writer" aka troll. if i can get him to go to trolls anonymous we will have the dawn of a troll free TUSCL your welcome

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