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Nina Just Had a Lapgasm

And she didn't even need any help. Kevin Durant signs with the Golden State Warriors. Oh my

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 25

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Woman makes top and skirt from donated pubic hair.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-makes-bizarre-pubic-hair-8350192?ICID=ref_fark

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 8

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Video that broke the Internet: hula hoop #5

Here is some fine hula hooping by Sweet Yurizan Beltran, who really was quite sweet and natural looking ten years ago before she had too much plastic surgery, including a botched boob job. She starts out topless but quickly…

MrDeuceElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 19 3

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Bogarts on the 4th

Hmmm, I think the only day of the year, they aren't open is Christmas day. I'll check bus schedules and call them after they open to see if I make it down there today. Anyone else clubbing today?

vincemichaelsElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 14

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Why are razor blades made in German the gold standard?

I dunno, those fuckers almost invented a victory during the war

mikeya0210 yrs ago 5 12

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How's the weather in your hood on this July 4th ?

92 down here in Miami - but sunny as hell to where the sun stings - the heat-index is 104 according to Weather.com - we'd had a lot of rain the last 3 or 4 days kinda helping out w/…

Papi_ChuloElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 23

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Fuck White Knights...

up their pasty white rumps. That is all.

MeursaultVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 10 18

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JUNO! JUNO! JUNO!

Jupiter orbit insertion today! www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/juno/main/index.html Ace!

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 1 10

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Screamers, gigglers, grunters, breathers...

Not sure if it's a cultural thing or due to being raised in close quarters but this Asian chick acts like she stifles a desire to scream. She won't talk about it. She's fun as all hell.…

Imamutt10 yrs ago 3 5

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Toe Curl

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of that shit on me!". Stopped…

ItsmytimeVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 7 8

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Face recognition v memory

So if a dancer you've repeatedly turned away gets mad and won't even make eye contact after that, sees you the next time In the club and brightens up and acts really nice, either she recognizes you but doesn't remember…

Imamutt10 yrs ago 4 11

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Breaking news. scientists discover how to get all the shampoo out of the tube.

Link http://www.cnbc.com/2016/06/27/scientists-finally-get-all-of-that-shampoo-out-of-the-bottle.html Actually it's real. Thought someone might appreciate some lite news.

sharkhunterVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 5 6

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Joey Chestnut or Matt Stonie?

Ya know, after eating 60+ hog dogs, they have to come out one way or another. Both ways seem sickening

mikeya0210 yrs ago 3 6

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX - Phoenix police are investigating after an overnight shooting outside of a strip club. Officers responded to The Great Alaskan Bush Company near 29th and Grand avenues before 3 a.m. Sunday. According to police, a man was shot in the leg…

shadowcatElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 6

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OT: Jim Brown, G.O.A.T.? Yes or No.

In honor of Jim Brown winning his court battle with EA over his unauthorized likeness in the Madden video game to the tune of a $600K settlement (and in honor of Cleveland being the 2016 NBA champions, sorry Nina).…

Dominic7710 yrs ago 12 20

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Is this just a coincidence?

That two of the best US cities for strip clubs are rated as the two worst cities in the country? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3666775/Welcome-Miami-WORST-city-America-Study-claims-Florida-s-party-hotspot-worse-crime-income-poverty-levels-US.html

JohnSmith69Veteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 4 23

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No ho like an old ho

A while back I was in a club waiting for the person formally known as my ATF. It was slow and no one on stage. There was a dancer I'd talked to a couple times at the bar.…

Imamutt10 yrs ago 3 5

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Strip club protocol

Is it against the strip club bro code to ask another customer how the mileage was with the girl he got a dance from? We've all been here. There's a hot girl you want to get a dance from, but you're…

larryfishermanContributor10 yrs ago 1 21

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What retard act will win the Gong Show?

Also currently known as the TUSCL discussion board

mikeya0210 yrs ago 4 4

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Can we all agree to keep our eyes on the road while driving?

GACA's thread about masturbating while driving reminded me of the recent Tesla crash. That fellow was allegedly watching a Harry Potter movie when he crashed. http://ktla.com/2016/07/03/tesla-autopilot-death-driver-may-have-been-watching-harry-potter-at-time-of-crash-witness-tells-ap/ There are a number of non-brilliant videos online of people reading the paper or doing other…

4got2wipe10 yrs ago 50 8

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Juice Is Still Here...

https://www.tuscl.net/u.php?UID=536094 It's hard to hide your bad spelling when you have Down Syndrome, you're drunk on Four Loko, and your cousin hit you with 3 roman candles today at the family 4th of July cookout in the Cairmont Crest trailer park…

shailynnVeteran Reviewer10 yrs ago 2 5

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She puked all over my manjina

In a recent OTC encounter, the girl started puking her guts out 5 minutes after we started a 69. I mean she couldn't take her face out of the toilet for ten or more minutes. The bathroom door was open…

Rick_the_Bear10 yrs ago 9 2

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Has....

Has anybody tipped or gotten a lap dance by the Owner or Manager's significant other of a strip club? Or was she hands off

Djscudmaster10 yrs ago 6 8

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Meet your 2nd wife

Funny skit.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc

440vikingElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 1 9

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A word of caution to Rick the Werewolf

You better watch out. Someday I'm gonna sneak up behind you and mess up your hair.

motorheadElite Reviewer10 yrs ago 3 5
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