Ride a tandem bike together? Hold hands while skipping to the Ice cream shop? Put suntan lotion on each other at the beach? Curl up in a blanket and netflix and chill?
Just kidding!
Ride a tandem bike together? Hold hands while skipping to the Ice cream shop? Put suntan lotion on each other at the beach? Curl up in a blanket and netflix and chill?
Just kidding!
Barbecue sauce will probably be used in unconventional ways after they both down s few 4 lokos
LMFAO...yes a Lil bromans is in Da 'Making lol. He talking beers and I'm talking chackin fangers.
Shailynn gets to uncover my tuscl cherry so in August I can't get gang banged down at follies lol
So I can ****
Damn sausage fingers
Lol
Just thank he gets to shake dem sausages lol
Maybe some friendly weightlifting competition to build up an appetite
I'm hoping Shailyn will get to time Juice running the 40
Maybe after a few drinks shaiylnn will let me do this to his car lol
Head into the hills for a little white water Rapids ride in a canoe than get some shine and biscuits with gravy.
Just watch out for those dueling banjo folks.
Juice. That will come in handy when Shailynn needs to grease the muffler bearing on the '82 Yugo, just watch out for that reach-around!
Lol
Actually I have never tried a Four Loko. Juice and I are going to get together and see who can drink the most before blacking out.
I'm betting I'll black out somewhere between finishing he first can and halfway through the 2nd can. Juice said he thinks he can finish a case (12 cans).
Two words: Road head.
I have a feeling there is gonna be a stuck gerbil and a trip to the ER for one of them.
What the... who told you Shailynn's nickname is "The Gerbil"?!
LMFAO
Juice says when travels he just brings two pairs of socks, one extra undershirt, and a gallon of ky jelly all thrown into a piggly wiggly bag. Shailynn collects rubber fists. Put two and two together add alcohol i have a feeling we will see something on the news.
Lol
I figured I get Shailynn good and drunk then show him why Asheville is the Capital for Homosexuality
Boy your mouth looks purrty lol
Squall like a pig boy ! Lol
Maybe I should get my buddies to play the banjo
They will fuck each other raw
Lol
I play the banjo, Juice.
Do dah bing.com
Lol, Vince that's kool to me you being up North however me being from the south I got a lot of bango, violin, Jug and wash board player's in my family
Actually come from a long family line of independent Baptist Preacher's as well lol
I play guitar, Juice.....but I'm not good enough to play in a Cheap Trick tribute band like Rockstar lol
Juice spotted welcoming Shailynn to town
this is a new low @mikey. your fantasizing about @shailynn and @juicebox69. that is messed up
Talk about philosophy and the meaning of life