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Clearly that Bandit asshole has some issue with light-skinned hairless apes taking dark-skinned hairless ape penis. Probably jealous because all hears about his own penis is laughter followed by the female saying "yeah, that's the biggest I've ever seen" followed…

With the club shutting down, has anyone seen any of the girls there at other clubs? I went a couple time before the shutdown and wanted to see a couple of them again.

When rating the looks of a women over a certain age, like around 45-50 and up, do you adjust for age? For example, say there is a 50 y o MILF who is more attractive than 99% of the…

Read a post from before about addiction. Honestly a lot of really bad comments about it and I was surprised. Most of you honestly don't care about those with addictions at least from the comments made. Dancers and club goers…

Lansing area police are looking for yet another MSU basketball player wanted for sexual misconduct. Several have been indicted recently on rape charges. This new incident isn't being pursued for rape, sounds like he groped her and told…

Today marks the opening of the Kentucky Derby Festival, a two week party culminating in the race itself. If you're coming to town, here are a few things to consider. Hotels all over will be full and expensive. Hookers of all stripe,…

Why do so many white strippers tend to have black boyfriends? In South Carolina, I think over half of them do. At any rate, strippers date black men at a much higher rate than non-stripper white girls do.…

Got some awesome dances (non-extras variety but great grind) last night and twice the dancer asked me "What are you thinking?" Has anyone ever encountered this? I was stumped. The truest answer I could have given was "we should be…

Firemen responded to another fire at the shuttered Victory Inn here in Detwaa today. Someone must want pretty badly to ensure this wonderful house of ho's never reopens. Juice, you better get your deposit back for your upcoming…

It has just been discovered that out in the remnants of our 5th planet, in that microgravity created by its fragments, and having traveled hundreds of light years from the Pleiades to arrive here, we have extra terrestrials in residence.…

What do you use it for? I taped a strip club together once

Will the Euro break up or fall apart if Lepen wins? Could cause stock market to drop 1000 Dow points. Possible great buying opportunity. It might suck for Europe though. Projections are for Lepen and another to be in a runoff election…

Who is the best lapdancer in there?

So what's the latest stupidity from the dumbass duo, Douchester and his gagging fag buddy, txtittyfag. LMAO

In the layout of this SC, there are tiny VIP rooms that fit 1 guy 1 girl, and then champagne rooms that fit a whole group of PLs (bachelor party, etc). The champagne rooms, aslong as you DONT close…

What I put in my Easter baskets this year. Jim Gassagain show tickets and stripper club dinners now can be bought on Groupon. Juice maxed out his Visa buying Groupons.

You're missing out Tiredtraveler! Expensive coffee or tea made by pretty girl with big boobs = brilliant! No disrespect to lopaw or any other gay or bi women, but she put a big smile on my face, unlike Julie the butch lesbian.…

And now SJG has shit for brains. There's your sign!

Was reading an article about how Detroit rockers Ted Nugent and Kid Rock were with Sarah Palin at the White House. Blah blah blah but one of the photos showed Teds wife "Shemane" and she's a pretty hot MILF. https://i2.wp.com/shemanenugent.rocks/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/red_border_sm.jpg

Stripping is dangerous work. http://www.mercurynews.com/2017/04/19/stripper-shot-on-job-to-get-new-hearing-to-determine-damages/

You get to choose a companion for the weekend from between two women. Whichever you chose, she will do her very best to be your perfect girlfriend and do whatever you want for your time together. Both women are your…

http://www.menshealth.com/health/live-eel-found-in-stomach-of-man-with-constipation

http://globalnews.ca/news/3393855/law-stops-michigan-police-from-sex-with-prostitutes/ I wonder if this will cut in to business at the Detroit clubs.

Does anyone think that the TUSCLers would be able to agree on five songs to put into a TUSCL strip club playlist Hall of Fame? How would nominations get done? What about discussions on nominees? Who would be able to…

Four Loko Friday 1. The consumption of Four Loko every Friday. 2. The perfect way to start your weekend, fucked up. https://baseballfordinner.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/getlaid.gif http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-J1xQrqU7-mg/Vn3zCzwqC7I/AAAAAAAAB_w/lUYbwkC64_E/s1600/20151224_013354303_iOS.jpg http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rBoXpAysk8M/TMtDdFjz4gI/AAAAAAAACQ0/9NHroy0wA_0/s1600/IMG_8032.JPG