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If you are going to get her off another way, which ways do you like? 1. FIV, could also be by lying with her or having her on your lap, and with titty sucking and DFKing. But if lying…

Today a stripper told me that the manager on duty used to be the club attorney. Could this be true? Are managers paid that well? I drive a nicer car than he does. :)

So the strippers are usually faking it with their moans and outlandish compliments so what if we faked it back? It would be interesting to see their reactions. I've already started to exaggerate my enjoyment of the dances by echoing their…

We all seem to agree that career politicians are a cancer on out society. Who do you think is the worst tax leech currently in office? 2 rules: Must be a career politician (3+ terms). Must be currently holding…

I decided to get some dances from this petite, dark, tight-body dancer at The Body Miami in Miami. I get 2 songs and we're transitioning into the third song, she stops. Says to me "Give me $40." I was instantly…

Trump has struck a nerve everywhere. Is the real reason the media and the politicos hate Donald Trump is that they are afraid that it may start trend that citizens that have actually had to work for a living might…

If you had the chance to fuck a pornstar in her prime, who would it be? I think I would choose Asa Akira.

Title says it all! Lol!

How many of you are going to watch the Kelly - Jones interview. I listened to him once (once was enough) He is very good at sensationalizing everything and putting forth extreme conspiracy theories believably. I think it is amusing that…

Who went ? SJG ? ;p How was it ?

If an air dance is the only option and you're with a very hot nude stripper, which would you choose. Follies guys don't say neither just because you don't have to settle for air dances. You must choose…

In Special Forces. But it's probably not the special forces you are thinking about. It was a special unit for DickBreath Neanderthals: vinceygirl: "Sir? Is that a commie?" Sergent: "Yes, it is, you imbecile!"

All this talk about marriage lately made me think about one of my favorite Chris Rock lines: "either you're married and miserable, or single and lonely." Aside from your current situation which would you choose if you had a choice?

Any one watching the congressional baseball game on CSPAN? It's a real nail biter.

I'm going to order lobster at da club tonight after getting high as fuck. I hope he gets out of jail sometime soon.

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I'm talking to a dancer about my blow job requirements. She is willing for the bargain basement price of $125. Before we go back I specify that she must let me cum in her mouth. She stops…

I was at Cheetahs Sarasota earlier this week. The fairly attractive stripper with the questionable breast scars I mentioned was on stage. A super-creepy guy went to the stage and tipped her. It was EXACTLY how I would…

So, perhaps me not getting out of the house as early as I wanted wasn't such a bad thing considering the 6 Chamblee police cars in the parking lot when I just drove by

Today, for all you topless toothbrushing fetishists out there (you know who you are), we have this clip of 25-year-old Raquel Stoops brushing her teeth while topless. You might as well turn the volume all the way down --…

So we're all turned on by some typical stuff: hot bodies of our preferred types, pretty face, good BJ skills, etc,. What are some of the little things, the untypical, that are turn one? I'll throw out two from recent experience: 1) gloves…

Do you have any weird turnoffs when it comes to girls? I have a couple. 1. Short socks. I'm fine with long socks on girls, but I absolutely hate short socks on girls. It's a turnoff that I can't explain. I'd rather…