Sometime you do need a US-born stripper

I was running an errand today, and the guy who was helping me had a simple band ring on the right finger of his left hand. But it was dull green. Since senility has killed whatever filters I may once have had, I asked him if it was his wedding ring. He said yes. From his name and appearance, I guessed he was of Korean descent. So I asked him if it was a Korean wedding ring. He said no, it's just a cheap type of ring you can buy in packs of 10 on Amazon. I wanted to ask him if he was going to have 9 wives all at once or one after another. But I thought he might think I was being racist, so I didn't. When I had US-born favs, I could ask them about these Mysteries of The Yunguns. But I've just been doing OTC with my Cuban fav for months now. She would be like ring, wtf, he just brings a whole pig over to your house, you roast it in the back yard, and you're together forever.