(noun) the fear of being a living anachronism. A venereal disease that geezers may catch from contact with strippers in their 20s.
When my Cuban OTC fav is over, she often puts on this Dominican podcast, kindof along the lines of Joe Rogan or Theo Von. I commented that it was time for me to be dead, because I couldn't begin to understand why people would want to watch stuff like that. She laughed so hard, she almost had a cow.
If you think Joe Rogan and Theo Von are very different, that reinforces my point.
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Anachrophobia
Aug 20, 2025, 8:44 PM
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Theo Von used to be a decent stand up comedian. Joe Rogan was never funny; he got lucky being cast on News Radio and then coasted on Fear Factor
OP is a pompous, mind numbingly boring asshole.
I've never even heard the name Theo Von before, so I guess I have this condition.
I must also be dead. I don’t listen to podcasts. I also don’t follow anyone on social media. And yet, I don’t feel like I’m missing out.
Its the same concept as why people would tune in to rush limbaugh or anyone else… whats so weird about watching a podcast?