You'll only need three things to take part in 'hamstering': a car with a sunroof, a penis, and a willing partner.
If you haven't figured it out already, the man has to lie on top of the car and place his crown jewels through the sunroof so that the partner below can reach up and perform oral sex, in the same way a hamster drinks from its tube.
I tried this, and it didn't go well. A pigeon shit on my backside, the woman and I were both arrested, and now neither of us are welcome back at Home Depot...
Seriously, though, I thought that by this point in my life I had finally heard just about everything, but apparently that is still not the case...lol
Seems impractical to drive and suck dick at the same time. Is there now a box to check in the Uber app for this?
^ lol -I don’t think woman could possibly drive during this. You could just take the leaf out of the dining room table and do it there. Safer but don’t try it on Thanksgiving.
I have a panoramic roof, so I'm guessing I would fall through that, or if it was opened just enough, someone would accidentally push the close button - that would be bad news.
Wow -- the sun roof now has a new purpose -- glory hole. Or would that be a milking roof?
Let's hope kids don't work out a new meaning for "moon roof."
I've seen quite a few porn videos of guys lying on massage tables that have circular holes cut out where their junk is located, and women suck and jerk them off from down below. I have yet to see this at a massage parlor in real life.
This should be the norm at massage places. It would definitely be more comfortable, especially if you're hard. To have one woman giving you a nice massage up top while another gives you a nice "massage" underneath would be heaven.
This is nothing new. It’s just the automotive version of something guys with cabin boats have been doing forever. I’ve even done it in reverse where my girlfriend sat on the bow of the boat straddling the cabin hatch and I ate her out from below. Problem is this really isn’t comfortable for either participant.
They also did porns of a hole cutout in a pizza box, and the guy presents the pizza to the chica while sitting on the couch. That solves the legal risks and comfort issues of doing it in a car or on a boat
I guess I never thought of oral sex as boring and needing jazzing up.
@Lex, those are milking tables.
I hear Richard Gere has a different version of hamstering.