A well know local shows up at your front door drunk

Drunk strippers? I tell her to kick rocks. I don't rape drunk chicks.

I'll let her sleep it off.

Hamnersd

Castle Doctrine applies, so I'd just gank her and throw her body in the lime pit out back in the woods.

^Like Tyler chase butler. The guy shot kids for ding dong ditching lol

Wtf? Shooting her? Really?