Semen and the VIP room

This discussion reminds me of an episode of "Two and a Half Men" when a CSI team used a special light to find the semen in Charlie's room, and the CSI team is shocked at what they discover.

While I wouldn't be shocked by what would be found in a VIP room, I really wouldn't Wan to know.

As for me, I always finish in a hat except one time during a fantastic ass job, I have no idea where it went.

Yeppo. That is sure different to paint the wall. That wall must be pretty gross looking. From her point of view if everyone who uses that room does the same thing then they don’t have to worry about kneeling or sitting in a puddle of spunk. The oddest I had ever had happen was, a dancer hand only agreed to a hj and when I was about to blow she bent over and I blew into her mouth. When I asked why she said she’d forgotten her wet wipes in the dressing room.

My thought would be where isn’t there jizz in the vip room? Those places are basically DNA maps of the customers who patronize the clubs.

In the CR last I am guessing I got it on the couch, the rug, the table, her shoulder and her thigh.

I've never had to aim anywhere but her or in a hat........ that's just weird......

It did remind me of a recent sc adventure:I was recently with a dancer who wiped down the bench with a baby wipe had me use hand sanitizer before we started. and laid a towel down. handed me wipes after wards to clean my hands and down below and even a little baggy to put the hat and wipes in in afterwards to throw away later, and then re wiped down the bench....... she was very prepared to keep tidied up so when we walked out of the vip the state of the room wasn't our fault....... I was very impressed!

If there was ever a crime committed in the VIP room there would be so much DNA in there that’s CSI would just give up!

Several months ago I had a dancer with the little spray bottle of alcohol spray down the seating in the CR and then knelt on a towel and then when I finished up she had wipes for both of us and then a little plastic bag to put it all into and throw away. She was perhaps the most prepared dancer I have ever run into. When I commented upon this to her she said "Every guy says that to me but oh my God can you imagine what this is like in here?" To which I responded "I desperately try not to think about what it's like in here."

The floor of most New York City taxi cabs is probably cleaner than the average VIP room.

i either cum in her or on her. then wipe up.

Some things you just don't want to know. I think about the task at hand, and don't think about the mess left behind.

This is even more gross than Follies of the southwest where my cum has been deposited: (1) in a napkin shoved in between the couch cushions, (2) spit into the drink of the oblivious guy getting a blow job in the booth next to me, and (3) on the floor.

Lol. The only time I will cut loose is if I have a raincoat on. Otherwise, my DNA stays with me. However, two of my go to places have concrete floors in the VIP area for that reason. They just hose the splooge down after a good night.

"Semen and the VIP Room"

Worst.

Band name.

Ever.

As bad as it might be in some places I think the Detroit CSI team would have it the worse.

Not just from what I have read on here but I have heard stories from a couple of girls that when things got slow where they were dancing decided to go to Legends in Detroit......suffice it to say neither stayed very long.

"Semen and the VIP Room" by Bambi

The memoirs of a stripper.

I wash my hands and clothes after and often shower

How about the book title "See Me In the VIP Room?"

I've had some chicks spit off to the side. One started just spitting it right in the middle of the floor of VIP.

I was getting tender loving chair in the VIP room, when the stripper in the chair ahead of me finished up with a client and just spit on the floor. They should put an old-fashioned brass spittoon on the floor.

Last time I was with a customer in VIP, it was a lapgasm. He didn’t like dealing with the mess, so I went to the dressing room to grab some wet wipes for him.

Can you imagine the cleaning company they use? (or I hope they use) They would have to be hospital grade to get that job done right.

So I guess that would be my next curiosity...do they actually clean the rooms?...ever?

I have heard before that clubs do much repeat business with plumbers, because condoms don't flush well, and they clog the toilets...

This has turned out to be a pretty-disgusting thread - should've not read it right before dinner

@DC9428. Yes, you are probly right. Lol

@NiceSpice. Now I know that I really do want a VIP with you!

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People, really now! Join the real world. It is "seaperson"!

Fits nicely with VIP, doesn't it?

True story. One of my landlords while in college had the last name "Seamon"... OMG. Imagine the teasing, growing up through grade school and junior high school with that one.

At least the teasing was half true.........

@lapdanceking82

That's an excellent observation, the dancer was directing the movie to finish on the wall.

I agree if she did that to me, I done with her too.

I knew a guy - who was a very nice person - but he did the cleaning in an adult theater in Passaic NJ after hours.

I cleaned restaurants in college - during overnights.

Once I was curious about how much different it was for that guy. We were having a few beers, and I asked him about his job. His face changed - and he got started telling me about the stuff that he would see. I was amazed at the levels of filth.

This was an old porno theater in a sketchy location. Not that it makes much of a difference - as many of today’s clubs are in sketchy spots too.