Rate this local stripper

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JamesSD
California
Ok gentlemen, time for a thread about actual strippers. Local clubs Instagram actually had a pic, with face, of one of the dancers.

https://instagram.com/p/2pwXpnC2GS/

I'll say the pic is fairly representative, and yes those tits are very fake. Thoughts?

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jackslash
10 years ago
I like the tits but not the face.
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UKfan
10 years ago
I would give her a nine.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
She looks ok to me
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motorhead
10 years ago
Her tits look rock hard. I'd pass on a dance but she's a 6 or 7 in clothes.
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chessmaster
10 years ago
9/10 would still bang.
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GACA
10 years ago
I'm with motor on this. She has a nice smile, I'll give her a 6.5. But she'd only be able to get one pity dance from me. The fake rack ruins it.
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JamesSD
10 years ago
Yeah, I'd put her at a 7. I'm happy to watch her get naked and tip her a dollar. But she overdid it on the boobs.

I'd fuck the shit out of her if she was giving it away for free. But I'm not too keen to pay for her services.
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mikeya02
10 years ago
Only a few blondes at cheetah's have really nice fake tits.
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Clackport
10 years ago
6
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gawker
10 years ago
Wow. What a bunch of studs on this thread. I'm amazed any of you have to pay for it, at all.
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warhawks
10 years ago

Nice. She'd get a thumbs up from me.

I'd Definately try her out.
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MrsSeaboard
10 years ago
She's cute! But not my type
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chessmaster
10 years ago
i must be a sucker for white girls with fake tits or something. 6? 7?
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rh48hr
10 years ago
I'd try her out and see where out leads. She's someone I would be willing to get dances from. But like any dancer if the dances are no good I'd move on.
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just_the_nuts
10 years ago
Gawker lol omg lol

She looks like the type i would avoid to a inflated price and attitude issues

But

If she is down to earth and affordable i would by a blow job

In honesty i followed them and went through theif photos this is the girl juice would spend his time and money with

https://instagram.com/p/wxGL_JC2Ku/
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JamesSD
10 years ago
^Pandora was hot, juice, but I think she's moved on. I haven't seen her in months.
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GACA
10 years ago
^^^ I can see the apeal. I'd take her over the other chick, something about the naughty nerd that drives me to want to smash some ass.
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Clubber
10 years ago
I'd look and tip, but nothing more than that.
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whodey
10 years ago
A solid 8 with the possibility of a 9 depending on personality.
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just_the_nuts
10 years ago
I would fuck da dawg shit out of pandora box
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mjx01
10 years ago
Excluding the bad over-inflated boob job, I'd say above average. A bit on the older side.
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georgmicrodong
10 years ago
Am I seeing the same pic as everyone else? Her boobs don't look *that* bad. Or is there another one with her naked where they look as horrible as you connoisseurs are claiming?

I'd give her an 8. Well within the "hot enough" zone.
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Subraman
10 years ago
Adorable. No problem ignoring the clownboobs.
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footballguy
10 years ago
Eh, I was gonna say a 7 but then I noticed her nose and know I can't get past that, so if give her a 5 or a 6.

That being said, I like her body so I'd bang her. I don't mind fake tits. I've felt a few that were pretty hard but I've also felt some DD's that felt real (but we're definitely fake). I'd rather have somewhat hard C or D cup tits then an A cup.
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Papi_Chulo
10 years ago
She's not bad – I might get a dance from her if I was in a mixed club but the fake tits are kinda a deal breaker.
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shadowcat
10 years ago
A 7 due to the fake tits but I'd still hit it. I've done worse.
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chessmaster
10 years ago
Looking at her again(looking closer at her face I say 8, which is still good. I can't see her ass but the upper body looks good.
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Mate27
10 years ago
I'd fuck her with my dick and not yours.
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JohnSmith69
10 years ago
Pass. Too old. Fake tits.
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seaboardrr
10 years ago
She's got a nice body but mrs sea immed pointed out her nose. Maybe it's the angle but it looks like she took a punch to the face. Mrs sea says no but maybe if we saw her in person it'd be diff. As it stands since mrs sea said no then my answer is no as well....lol Add a few drinks and turn the lights down a bit........
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shailynn
10 years ago
my god your guys are crazy, yes she has a big nose, but very cute.

Solid "8" IMO.

Compared to what I have seen in Detroit lately, she would rate a 9 in those stomping grounds.

The second photo of the skinny girl with glasses - I would probably give a 5.

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GoVikings
10 years ago
6

Not my type at all
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JamesSD
10 years ago
The nose is much less noticeable in a dim club.

She does strike me as pretty low mileage, although she's a sweet girl.
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TxVegas
10 years ago
8 for me
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chessmaster
10 years ago
i averaged out everybodys score out of 10. the number is 7.19230769
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rockstar666
10 years ago
As a civi she's a 7, as a stripper she's a 4.
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infomanone
10 years ago
Like her she is real looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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