Rate this local stripper
JamesSDCalifornia
Ok gentlemen, time for a thread about actual strippers. Local clubs Instagram actually had a pic, with face, of one of the dancers.
I'll say the pic is fairly representative, and yes those tits are very fake. Thoughts?
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last commentI like the tits but not the face.
I would give her a nine.
She looks ok to me
Her tits look rock hard. I'd pass on a dance but she's a 6 or 7 in clothes.
9/10 would still bang.
I'm with motor on this. She has a nice smile, I'll give her a 6.5. But she'd only be able to get one pity dance from me. The fake rack ruins it.
Yeah, I'd put her at a 7. I'm happy to watch her get naked and tip her a dollar. But she overdid it on the boobs.
I'd fuck the shit out of her if she was giving it away for free. But I'm not too keen to pay for her services.
Only a few blondes at cheetah's have really nice fake tits.
6
Wow. What a bunch of studs on this thread. I'm amazed any of you have to pay for it, at all.
Nice. She'd get a thumbs up from me.
I'd Definately try her out.
She's cute! But not my type
i must be a sucker for white girls with fake tits or something. 6? 7?
I'd try her out and see where out leads. She's someone I would be willing to get dances from. But like any dancer if the dances are no good I'd move on.
Gawker lol omg lol
She looks like the type i would avoid to a inflated price and attitude issues
But
If she is down to earth and affordable i would by a blow job
In honesty i followed them and went through theif photos this is the girl juice would spend his time and money with
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^Pandora was hot, juice, but I think she's moved on. I haven't seen her in months.
^^^ I can see the apeal. I'd take her over the other chick, something about the naughty nerd that drives me to want to smash some ass.
I'd look and tip, but nothing more than that.
A solid 8 with the possibility of a 9 depending on personality.
I would fuck da dawg shit out of pandora box
Excluding the bad over-inflated boob job, I'd say above average. A bit on the older side.
Am I seeing the same pic as everyone else? Her boobs don't look that bad. Or is there another one with her naked where they look as horrible as you connoisseurs are claiming?
I'd give her an 8. Well within the "hot enough" zone.
Adorable. No problem ignoring the clownboobs.
Eh, I was gonna say a 7 but then I noticed her nose and know I can't get past that, so if give her a 5 or a 6.
That being said, I like her body so I'd bang her. I don't mind fake tits. I've felt a few that were pretty hard but I've also felt some DD's that felt real (but we're definitely fake). I'd rather have somewhat hard C or D cup tits then an A cup.
She's not bad – I might get a dance from her if I was in a mixed club but the fake tits are kinda a deal breaker.
A 7 due to the fake tits but I'd still hit it. I've done worse.
Looking at her again(looking closer at her face I say 8, which is still good. I can't see her ass but the upper body looks good.
I'd fuck her with my dick and not yours.
Pass. Too old. Fake tits.
She's got a nice body but mrs sea immed pointed out her nose. Maybe it's the angle but it looks like she took a punch to the face. Mrs sea says no but maybe if we saw her in person it'd be diff. As it stands since mrs sea said no then my answer is no as well....lol Add a few drinks and turn the lights down a bit........
my god your guys are crazy, yes she has a big nose, but very cute.
Solid "8" IMO.
Compared to what I have seen in Detroit lately, she would rate a 9 in those stomping grounds.
The second photo of the skinny girl with glasses - I would probably give a 5.
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Not my type at all
The nose is much less noticeable in a dim club.
She does strike me as pretty low mileage, although she's a sweet girl.
8 for me
i averaged out everybodys score out of 10. the number is 7.19230769
As a civi she's a 7, as a stripper she's a 4.
Like her she is real looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!