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JamesSD
JamesSD15150

California

11 yrs ago · 1 min read

Ok gentlemen, time for a thread about actual strippers. Local clubs Instagram actually had a pic, with face, of one of the dancers.

I'll say the pic is fairly representative, and yes those tits are very fake. Thoughts?

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jackslash

I like the tits but not the face.

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UKfan

I would give her a nine.

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mikeya02

She looks ok to me

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motorhead

Her tits look rock hard. I'd pass on a dance but she's a 6 or 7 in clothes.

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Supremeruler

9/10 would still bang.

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GACA

I'm with motor on this. She has a nice smile, I'll give her a 6.5. But she'd only be able to get one pity dance from me. The fake rack ruins it.

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JamesSD

Yeah, I'd put her at a 7. I'm happy to watch her get naked and tip her a dollar. But she overdid it on the boobs.

I'd fuck the shit out of her if she was giving it away for free. But I'm not too keen to pay for her services.

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mikeya02

Only a few blondes at cheetah's have really nice fake tits.

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Clackport

6

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gawker

Wow. What a bunch of studs on this thread. I'm amazed any of you have to pay for it, at all.

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warhawks

Nice. She'd get a thumbs up from me.

I'd Definately try her out.

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MrsSeaboard

She's cute! But not my type

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Supremeruler

i must be a sucker for white girls with fake tits or something. 6? 7?

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rh48hr

I'd try her out and see where out leads. She's someone I would be willing to get dances from. But like any dancer if the dances are no good I'd move on.

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just_the_nuts

Gawker lol omg lol

She looks like the type i would avoid to a inflated price and attitude issues

But

If she is down to earth and affordable i would by a blow job

In honesty i followed them and went through theif photos this is the girl juice would spend his time and money with

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JamesSD

^Pandora was hot, juice, but I think she's moved on. I haven't seen her in months.

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GACA

^^^ I can see the apeal. I'd take her over the other chick, something about the naughty nerd that drives me to want to smash some ass.

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Clubber

I'd look and tip, but nothing more than that.

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whodey

A solid 8 with the possibility of a 9 depending on personality.

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just_the_nuts

I would fuck da dawg shit out of pandora box

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mjx01

Excluding the bad over-inflated boob job, I'd say above average. A bit on the older side.

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georgmicrodong

Am I seeing the same pic as everyone else? Her boobs don't look that bad. Or is there another one with her naked where they look as horrible as you connoisseurs are claiming?

I'd give her an 8. Well within the "hot enough" zone.

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Subraman

Adorable. No problem ignoring the clownboobs.

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footballguy

Eh, I was gonna say a 7 but then I noticed her nose and know I can't get past that, so if give her a 5 or a 6.

That being said, I like her body so I'd bang her. I don't mind fake tits. I've felt a few that were pretty hard but I've also felt some DD's that felt real (but we're definitely fake). I'd rather have somewhat hard C or D cup tits then an A cup.

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Papi_Chulo

She's not bad – I might get a dance from her if I was in a mixed club but the fake tits are kinda a deal breaker.

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shadowcat

A 7 due to the fake tits but I'd still hit it. I've done worse.

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Supremeruler

Looking at her again(looking closer at her face I say 8, which is still good. I can't see her ass but the upper body looks good.

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Mate27

I'd fuck her with my dick and not yours.

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JohnSmith69

Pass. Too old. Fake tits.

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seaboardrr

She's got a nice body but mrs sea immed pointed out her nose. Maybe it's the angle but it looks like she took a punch to the face. Mrs sea says no but maybe if we saw her in person it'd be diff. As it stands since mrs sea said no then my answer is no as well....lol Add a few drinks and turn the lights down a bit........

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shailynn

my god your guys are crazy, yes she has a big nose, but very cute.

Solid "8" IMO.

Compared to what I have seen in Detroit lately, she would rate a 9 in those stomping grounds.

The second photo of the skinny girl with glasses - I would probably give a 5.

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GoVikings

6

Not my type at all

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JamesSD

The nose is much less noticeable in a dim club.

She does strike me as pretty low mileage, although she's a sweet girl.

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TxVegas

8 for me

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Supremeruler

i averaged out everybodys score out of 10. the number is 7.19230769

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rockstar666

As a civi she's a 7, as a stripper she's a 4.

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infomanone

Like her she is real looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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