the ultimate strip club list

Had a rare afternoon off, so decided to try my luck at Henry's. For those unfamiliar, Henry's is a neighborhood dive, like Bogarts, be prepared you will smell like smoke when you leave. The parking…

Union Jacks can be hit or miss in my experience. the bar is nice and the ladies are usually very pretty but the vibe can be slow and you can easily find yourself being ignored…

Vegas is getting too expensive for me but I had a run of good luck playing Blackjack at Circa so I decided to treat my buddy and myself to a great meal at my fave…

After a satisfying visit, I returned to Sharks a day later.
I arrived around 11pm, a little later than I wanted. The cover charge on this Friday night was 69 euros, as opposed to 65 on…

I was in town again this month for business and decided to give spearmint a try. I have previously went to sapphire and from what I understand the spearmint can on average offer slightly better…

Thursday night around 9pm. The conference is over and I want to find a place to have some fun and through the guidance from TUSCL, I choose this place.

Took the train to the place,…

I read the comments from last night's review and I have to say Pawg Patrol was right. My bad. How is TUSCL ever going to win a journalism award if members half-ass their reports?? Lol

So…

The Gold Room Instagram page advertises Thursdays as $10 night for dances, so I figured I would give it a shot - nice way to check out a club without busting the bank.

Club is in…

I have made two return trips to Nikita's since my last review. Nothing much has changed except the dancers.

Located off a busy highway between Greenville and Spartanburg. Most of the parking lot is…

Went on Thursday night around 11:30pm. The line getting in was slow. The guy turned away a few girls in front of me who were well dressed but wearing flat sandals and apparently that’s not…

Context:
I wouldn’t normally go out of my way to visit SOH, but they were having a “Miss Nude” event and I figured it would be interesting to see the nude show. Visiting SOH also required…

Went on a Thursday evening around 7 pm in April after work. Gps gave me an unusual route and had me drive through the Bronx to go home. I had been to the club once…

Arrived in TJ about midnight after driving 12 hour from home and checked into Hotel Cascadas, primarily because the VIP card provides a 70 percent discount and I knew I wasn’t going to be up…

This is a review around Easter. It is my favorite place by far so keep that in mind when reading the review as honestly I am biased! But I have no ties…

Lexington is never a destination city for me, but I occasionally get a little bit of club time around these parts. I normally don’t have a wingman either, but in this case, my friend…

Went back for another occasional visit to RI Dolls on a Friday around 5:30PM. This review might be light on details due to the club bring fairly dead but..

Club Location: standalone building in a fairly…

Bottom Up is a basement club on the nutritious block in Baltimore. When you first walk in you walk down one flight of stairs. In front of you there will be an ATM…

First time back to Club 205 in several years. I've taken a long hiatus from the club scene, so I was really looking forward to the hot dancers I remembered from 205 in the…

This place has been described ad nauseam but as noted it’s a low long pink building off of route 130. Ample parking up front and easy to get in and out.

I met Devon for the…

This review is for two Friday night visits to Cadillac Lounge in Providence. Club had easy access off the highway and there is a sign to direct you. Parking lot seems a bit sketchy with…

I love this place. $10 Entry. There's also this weird thing where to have to wear something with a zipper. The girl I spoke with actually prefers sweats or soft pants so…

Stopped in on my way to the airport around 6:30 on a tuesday. The club is only 15 minutes away so that makes it very handy. No cover, stepped right inside. The good news…

This was the quickest visit I've ever had to Chicas. I walked in from the gravel parking lot to the pitch black and straight forward to the bar. In a surprising turn of…

I visited Desire on a Saturday afternoon. First, the usual info. No cover charge during the day. Buy a silver drink card for $20 and you get $25 on the card. Good deal, just hang…

Finally decided to make my way towards this little purple hut to see if all of the hype was true. $15 cover to enter around 10 PM and in immediately warned there was no alcohol…

I had heard a rumor, but more on that later.

I stopped by Sparky's on a weekday afternoon. I walked in past the metal detector. It didn't make a sound. The cover was $4, no ID…

Going to do something a little different and submit a review for a single visit to describe a strange encounter with a particular girl. Club details are copy and pasted below:

Brief club description:

The vibe…

In town for the PGA Golf tournament and had a little time free around 10:30 so I stopped by The Mens Club. $15 cover charge and they scan your DL. Never liked them…

After about a year and a half off my SC journeys in the city, finding I have the time again for my weekly show and club outing.

FlashDancers Midtown is close to all the Bway Theaters…

This from a few months ago, my most recent visit to Sins.

We've discussed the building and its layout before but here it comes again. Wanded at the outside door, pay cover once inside and go…