Lou Turks
500 Powhatan Ave Essington, PA 19029

(Kinda) served it's purpose

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Jjowpg
May 18, 2025, 6:13 PM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Stopped in on my way to the airport around 6:30 on a tuesday. The club is only 15 minutes away so that makes it very handy. No cover, stepped right inside. The good news is that the interior looked fairly newly renovated. No falling apart chairs or counters that I had kind of expected based on the exterior.

 

The bad news was that there were no girls there at all. Since I was still stuck going to the airport I decided to grab a $5 miller lite and see when any girls arrived. For science.

 

First girl showed up at 7:15, second showed up at 7:30. First girls was shorter, long hair and thicker, second was taller with shirt hair and glasses. The first one was immediately whisked away by a customer so I took the dive on the other without much thought. Told $35 for one song, $100 for 15 minutes. I was running short on time so I just did the one. It was a dance with plenty of contact right away, her on my lap and taking my hands onto different parts of her body. Dance was topless and she had her hands checking down below for most of it. I'd probably swing by again given it being close to the airport, but pretty annoyed by the emptiness so far into the evening.

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