Lived up to expectations

Finally decided to make my way towards this little purple hut to see if all of the hype was true. $15 cover to enter around 10 PM and in immediately warned there was no alcohol to be had. Bartender let me know that I'd have free waters as long as I was there, and I sat down at a pretty crowded bar with at least 30 customers.

The number of customers made it very difficult to talk with any of the girls. Some did rounds for a tip after their dances, others only went to some of the customers, and others didn't get on stage and spent the entire night with the same customer. Over a few hours I did manage to get a few girls attention. Some sat on my lap, other gave me a quick pat down, but all were plenty friendly.

I eventually decided to pry a tiny, really athletic blonde from the customer she pretty exclusively hung out with for a dance. She said sure and away we went. No option, no explanation of what was to come. We sat down in a pretty dingy little room with wet wipes already on the floor. Asked if I was wearing a belt and away we went. The standard handshake really is a thing here and she didn't ask for an extra tip on top of the $30 per dance. I cut it off early and decided to see what other girls offered.