the ultimate strip club list

Ok! So I haven't reviewed this club for a while. This has become my club to go mostly on the account of the ladies. Last time I went there was on the 23rd of January.…

I visited this place twice during the last week of December during the afternoon. It’s been a month but I think it was a Wednesday and Thursday. As has been mentioned the place…

First time I’ve been to Lace in about 5 years. A girl that worked here was a good friend and we stopped talking for some reason.

Anyway, I pulled in around 9. I…

Went alone after midnight. Place was clean, a little dark. Music was good, not too loud. Lots of beautiful girls.

I prefer skinnier chicks, and there were a good number of them there. All the…

I stopped while driving home to Cleveland from Michigan. It was a little after 11pm on a Monday night, two dancers maybe a couple other patrons. I chatted with one of the dancers asked about…

I read here on TUSCL that Dollies was back in business, so on a Sunday mid-afternoon I walked in. The lights were all on, and no music was playing, and no dancers were evident...so I…

I guess you could say this is my local club and I have been here probably about 20 times over 2 years. There is an annual membership of $10, but that eliminates cover charges…

Went to check this place out my last night in San Juan. got there 10:15 and cover was 20. I took an Uber there, I didn’t see a parking lot. When…

Pretty rare for me to hit up Pandoras on a Saturday. But the stars aligned, and the opportunity presented itself. Walked in the club early afternoon.

The layout hasn’t changed. One main stage in a fairly…

Wake up Wednesday. Funeral to attend at 9. Wake to attend at 4. Wake to attend at 6. Just a shitty, shitty day so off to Providence, except that the weather assholes have…

For several years, I frequented the Jet Strip but only in the afternoon. My work took me into that area and they had a killer daytime lineup of ladies who stayed around a while.…

Overall it’s not a good experience for me today on Wednesday. I was there at 10:15PM by their limo. Cover is $44 for 2 drinks. I did get limo back to hotel and on the…

Was visiting Pittsburgh and decided to give it a try. Had little trouble with parking, but found one right in front of the club. Club had good vibe and had 2 stage and both of…

It's been a year or more since my last visit to 5th Avenue, and there are some very good and a couple not-so-good updates to report. It's mostly good, so let's get the bad out…

Went to the club after the Renaissance festival. I got there about 8:00 p.m. and stayed till around 10:30.

The club from outside looks pretty small. It feels larger on the inside though. When you…

Showed up on a Friday afternoon after a business meeting in the area. Been here before so I knew what to expect. Parking lot is decent sized, shared with a few shops. There’s a deserted…

Arrived around 3:45 right before the cover went up. I spent $15 to get in and declined the vip. Their immediate parking lot was full, but the one across the street was empty and free.…

I’m a day time guy, haven’t been in a strip club after sunset since before I discovered lap dances 6 years ago. But for reasons irrelevant to the reader, I found myself at Sweet…

Surprisingly not bad for being in the god forsaken wasteland of Maine. Eye candy is virtually nonexistent in this state thanks to a sparse population and its lack of diversity. You can go…