the ultimate strip club list

Some recent discussions here, such as @ilbbaicnl's recent thread about the TOP 40 have made me wonder: if I were charged with creating a TUSCL Top 10 list, what would it look like? It's…

It has been a while since I've gone to Rosewood but decided to give it another try. I do not like the entrance process. To begin with, they scan your ID. Admission…

Ok, first of all, I know you don’t need a bachelors or masters degree to be a strip club manager but geez the morons running this place take it to a whole nother level of…

I stopped by Wiggles on a Saturday night a couple weeks ago since it had been more than a year since my last visit. I got there just before midnight and parked for free…

Mario's is in Webster, which is about 15 minutes from Worcester near the CT border. It is about 30 minutes from RIDolls and 45 minutes from Providence. There isn't much else useful in the immediate…

Layout: in Morristown towards the outskirts of town away from the nightlife area and stores. Parking is available below the club next to train tracks as well as at the parking lot which is decently sized.…

General club details; There is a $21 cover to get in. It includes a drink. This is a bullshit price, and it too much. You enter on the corner of a long rectangular room. The…

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Visited on a Tuesday and Wednesday night. The experience is not Follies by a long shot, but if you like Cuban women you’ll have a good time and can leave relaxed and satisfied. Club appearance and…

Sylvia's is located on a fairly low traffic street. There is street parking around the corner from the building that allows privacy. Walked in to a dark entry on a Monday evening. There is no…

While I was in LA I had a rare couple of hours to myself so I popped onto tusl to see what was nearby. SR looked good enough on paper so I headed over…

the ultimate strip club list My Reviews Platinum West 1995 Old Dunbar Rd West Columbia, SC 29172 November 17, 2023 Status: rejected Friday afternoon was slow Stopped by on my way through Columbia from Chs to Atl about 1:30. $5 entry and walked in…

Visited on a Saturday night around 1030pm. Fairly small building on the side of RT 115. $10 cover charge, pat down. The bar is located on the lower level. Get a mixed drink for…

Hadn’t been to Le Girls in several years. I’m sure it’s mentioned in other reviews, but I’ll give a quick run down. There’s an 18+ nude side on the right, and 21+ topless side on…

I decided I would take a partial tour of five “No Touching during the lap dance” clubs since I usually avoid those like the plague. I woke up this morning and thought I would see…

Haven’t been to a club in a few months as I’ve been doing OTC lately. Decided to stop in to see if anything has changed. Spoiler alert… not much has changed, but that’s not…

Easy to find, right on the curve where Hampden Ave turns into Havana. Plenty of decent parking. My only caution for some might be that it faces a very busy street and the…

Dive bar just off 309 in a somewhat rural stretch south of Bethlehem. I’ve had good times here in the past and find the dancers to usually be friendly, especially if they recognize you. I…

A year ago I made my maiden voyage to Tijuana. It was amazing, and since then my mongering life has revolved around making my way back to this sacred paradise. Preparing for that first trip, I searched everywhere for an easy one-stop guide to speaking Spanish in la Zona Norte. I wanted one article I could read on the flight…

SETTING HQ is in a not-great neighborhood. You’ll have to negotiate some one-way, and not well-lit urban streets to get to Richards. The building is lit in purple. Neon sign doesn’t say “HQ” but says “Exotic…

I hit up Sapphire, Spearmint Rhino, and CH3 for my 40th birthday and definitely had the most fun at CH3. The girls were less pushy than at the other clubs (still pushy compared to a…

I was in a new part of LA on a Saturday night, so I decided to try a new club. My path led me to Tropical Lei arriving at about midnight First the boring stuff LAYOUT:…

Stopped by around 7pm on a Thursday. Cover was $10, coat check $3. Coming in there’s a long bar with two small stages, and then a larger area around a divider on the left with…

The Pimp is a club in hot and humid Bangkok in Thailand all the way in Asia far far away for the United States. For anyone that is visiting there's a good chance you are…