Decent Dancers, Idiotic Management

Ok, first of all, I know you don’t need a bachelors or masters degree to be a strip club manager but geez the morons running this place take it to a whole nother level of idiocracy. I’ll get to that in a minute though. Came in around 9:45 pm Thursday night and parked in their underground parking garage which I ended up “valeting” myself because I didn’t want Tank Abbot parking my car. His dead pan/irritable attitude when I pulled up was enough to make me want to park my own car. Which I did. Begrudgingly gave him my keys and off I went inside to the pay the goofball behind the counter. When I asked him what the cover was, he mentioned it was going to be 40 bucks (for an empty club mind you) to enter. Then he asked if I had been there before. When I replied that I had, he said “cool, that means you’ll get a discount next time.” Huh!?? That doesn’t even make sense. How do you keep tabs on who’s coming and going? The he pointed to his head and with a smile said, “I have a good memory”.

I asked him if he mans the counter 24-7 and what if he wasn’t on duty if I came in next time, which he responded with a goofy “oh yeah” look. “Ok, I have to be here then”. No harm, no foul for the intellectually challenged of this world- thought to myself I probably wouldn’t be be back anyways so I didn’t argue the point. Gave him a 50, told him to keep the change. He was nice enough and meant well I guess. Just didn’t have his head on straight.

Entered and the club was fairly empty, about 8 “PLs” littered throughout the club. One thing I do like about this place are the 15 minute dance specials for $100.00 on Thursdays. The other valley clubs in the area should definitely take notes because they are bleeding customers with these $220 dollar - 15 minute dance specials with mediocre dancers. Anyways, ordered a 10 dollar Perrier from the apathetic bartender and took my seat near the stage. I will say most of the dancers here are much hotter than the other dancers that work at other clubs in the SFV. Probably because it’s a low mileage club, but that’s ok with me as long as they work hard enough to contribute to my suspension of disbelief.