the ultimate strip club list

The Pimp is a club in hot and humid Bangkok in Thailand all the way in Asia far far away for the United States. For anyone that is visiting there's a good chance you are…

Was in town for a conference a few weeks ago and decided to try out Chicas after reading multiple reviews here. Actually went on both a Sunday and a Tuesday night. It was about a…

Flight change leaves me near Pompano Beach Saturday afternoon. I'm leaning towards Cheetah, but I've found a few gems at DD. BT leaves me uninspired but I've never tried it on a Saturday afternoon. I…

Crossed the border beginning about 6:30. Finally made it across about 7:00+. The line into Mexico was the longest I had ever seen it, wrapping around the trolley and back on itself. Fortunately, the agents…

Went here with my girlfriend and paid a 10 dollar entry fee for each of us. We don’t drink but her red bull was about 8 dollars. There was a reasonable amount of girls but…

You can see this place from the freeway and is located in an industrial area. Plenty of parking and feels safe. $10 cover and have to buy a drink which is $7 + tip. They…

I am currently in ATL for a pre-thanksgiving trip and I must say the hype has met reality when it comes to clubbing in ATL. So far I have been to Vivide and Pink Pony…

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Traffic was terrible so I dropped in a little after 6 pm. Apparently they had just opened and no one was on stage yet. I got a non-alcoholic beverage (needed to drive soon) and hung…

It's been a long, long time since I'd been to a strip club. I visited this DC spot last Wednesday night. No cover, which was great, and I was surprised at how hot the women…

Cheetah's (Pompano Beach) is my go-to when in SoFlo. Used to be DD, and while DD still serves a purpose, it is automatistic, robotic, where as many of the dancers at Cheetah's are more conducive…

In town for a Baskeball tournament so naturally I had to check out local clubs. I drove up to this club, parked in side parking lot(that needs repairs) and enter front door a little past…

Visited the club for the first time in several months. I was surprised to learn that the CR cost has increased to $50 to the house. Up from $40. 15 minutes in…

I don’t know the door fee because there was no one at the door. I walked in and got a drink four dollars for a soda water and there is no one dancing but it…

Since my last review I have been here several times this year both with work friends and my wife.  This is my favorite spot to go to in my area when I'm looking for T&A.…

PH is a byob, topless club. Girls dance 2 songs, 1 girl at a time and circulate for tips and dances. $10 cover, gets you 2 non alcoholic drinks. Dances are in 8 small private rooms.…

Was in Miami a couple of weeks ago and decided to checkout this club. Went on a Sunday night around 9:30 pm and club was pretty much empty with only 4 customers and maybe around…

This place isn’t what it used to be, but still amazing. The hardest part is walking around this massive club and picking out just who you want to be with. It’s almost 100% Latina given…

Last visit to Flight was on a Tuesday afternoon. One new thing is they redid the entry off the street for the valet parking. Other than that same ol. Walked in and found a booth…

Providence, RI. Thursday like around 5ish. Big time traffic on Allens avenue. Already pretty much dark at this time. Parking lot looked pretty much almost filled up. Not a lot of strip clubs out there…

I visited Dream Girls on a Wednesday evening. The club is located near an I75 exit in a mixed industrial area. The parking lot is ample and generally well lit. There…

It isn't necessarily an advantage when the first girl to take the stage after you arrive is the girl of your dreams. That's what happened to me. As is sometimes the case at this low traffic…

To begin with the club layout. Good parking space with the club situated right off the free way. So appears very safe. You will almost never run out of parking for the amount of parking…

I stopped at BT's a couple of weeks ago on a late Saturday afternoon for some football and ladies. I have been here many of time as have most of all of you reading…

Part I: Saturday AM shift Sandwiched between a 7 Eleven and a Chinese spot after a shitty left turn is Crystal City Restaurant. A no frills club that’s been open for decades. My first visit. 2PM. Small…

This place ended up being better than I expected. I arrived around 11pm gave the door guy $20 went inside where I was frisked and stamped (hate clubs that stamp, but I get it). Previous…