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Went on a regular Wed. a few weeks ago, around 6 pm. Very few customers, very bored looking dancers. Got some food and drink and tipped a little on stage. I think regular Wed. There…

Spoiler alert: This is not a shill review. A shill review of Castaways would recommend that it be burned to the ground (while unoccupied, of course) as a service to the public. I would go…

Stopped by sinsations while passing through Jacksonville on a Saturday late evening. Layout as any know has the stage straight in front when you walk in and bar area just off to the left. Between…

Went here for the first time in a year. And it was like it was just yesterday. The same, exactly the same little alternate universe called Playhouse Lounge. The bar is a long rectangle with…

Over the last 6 months I’ve visited the Hugger 3 times. Each time has gotten worse. This last time will probably be my last until I hear otherwise. The good news is…

I popped into Blaze around 2 pm. I wanted to see the difference between Saturday and a weekday as far as dancer count, attention to detail and possible ROB behavior. The club advertises itself as…

Passing through RDU and decided to visit. Cover was $15 ~10PM so maybe it's changed from the $20 in the listing. There was a small bar and a regular stage area. The bar seemed filled with…

Whenever I am in the Dallas area, I pay a visit to this club. I always like going here. This is probably my 5th trip in the last 3 years. $3 entry fee. Get a…

Have some PTO that I needed to use up before the end of the new year so I decided what better time to take a few days and go to Atlanta and check out the…

Well, I just realized that I didn’t post my review of cheetahs from (10-14-2023). I went on a Saturday around 8:30. I arrived by Uber. I gave the parking lot guy $1 even though there…

Arrived after midnight. Nice to have a club that stays open past 2am unlike the clubs in Greenville. It wasn’t overly busy. There were 14 dancers or…

Who knew showing Ticketmaster tickets could be the golden ticket for a fun post game experience. My girlfriend and I hit up tootsies after an inter miami game because we saw on tootsie’s instagram that…

I was over due for a visit to Vivide. I went on a Friday afternoon after work around 5:30pm. The parking lot was full. I paid $10 dollars at the door, parking was free. I…

Stopped by in the afternoon around 5pm. Two patrons and the bartender, no girls in sight. Sat at the long bar and got a beer from Taylor, thin blonde who used to dance but…

This is a synopsis of three visits to Wacko's, one early afternoon and two early evening visits. The club is located just east of the Emerson Exit off of I95. Parking is…

This was my first visit in about eight months. I have described the place many times in previous reviews, but to summarize you come in and the bar is in front of you. It is…

I recall seeing a number of reviews of Oasis over the past year or so which implied that this club was going downhill fast. And a visit I made about four months ago more or…

Stopped in because traffic in the direction I was headed was a nightmare. They have these new parking lines outside so it makes things easier when you pull in. Club details are posted multiple times so…

My second club visit while I was in Charleston. I arrived a little after 8. There is a very small parking lot next to club, there also is a dirt lot across the street which…

I arrived here after 11 pm on a Sunday, finding the place quite quiet with only two other customers and a couple of dancers in the booths. The spacious room felt even emptier due to…

Some recent discussions here, such as @ilbbaicnl's recent thread about the TOP 40 have made me wonder: if I were charged with creating a TUSCL Top 10 list, what would it look like? It's…