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I found myself in Dallas for business and was curious to explore the night scene. I was hesitant to try DG's since the latest review from this sight was 4 years ago. However, when doing…

This review is for Honey's, they've taken over the old Legends Room. I've never been (to Legends) so I can't make the comparisons.

It’s been a long time since I hit any clubs.…

So i live in the declining state of Indiana for us mongers. South Bend which is close to where i live used to have some decent clubs now we have one that sucks.…

Stopped by on my way home from work. Looked the same as ever. Did not see the bartender immediately but was approached by a 50-ish Brazilian. She massaged my neck and lower back.…

I should have checked the local concert schedule before showing up:

Basic layout of Pandoras as it's been covered plenty of times, nothing has changed. (2 stages off to the side, 6 or so VIP…

Got to the club around 11:30PM, lady at the door told me it was $30 for cover which included a drink. Other reviews mention it was $20 for cover and $9 for the drink so…

I have heard so many great things about this place. It was on my bucket list to visit when I finally came to Toronto for work. I have seen a lot of reviews and heard…

Another average day trip. Only super exciting is that Chasity is getting fat. She’s not huge but definitely getting soft and flabby. Maybe if she quit cutting her VIP short she’d burn some more calories.…

Stopped in for the second day in a row!! Hey I was in town for work and hadn’t been here in a couple years! Just like yesterday I deposited my six pack with…

I visited on a Wednesday night at about 10:30 just over a month ago. As usual I parked for free on the side road (never had any issues or tickets). I walked in and…

Return visit late in October. Hoping to see some Halloween costumes and birthday suits :)

Large parking lot that is free. There is valet but never seen the need. Entrance fee is still…

Mickey's has a vintage 1980 VFW look and feel to the place, right down to their bare bones alcohol offerings. I choose to drink their rum and coke concoction for $8.00 in a plastic cup…

At one point in 2023 I visited Club Fantasies (day visits) a number of times (13) between January and May. I found a couple of Brazilians (Tatiana and Alicia) from my strip clubbing past and…

I used to go to this club frequently back when it was called scores. But I didn't get a chance to travel to Baltimore recently. So when I did, I thought I must go…

I went to this place because I saw it in passing going to Silk one night. The parking was street only as it seems they had a sigh saying use the car Wash's parking lot.…

Came here again on Saturday night with high expectations and hate to say that this place has fallen back to reality, again. I had a few free passes from last time hidden in my glove…

I'll try and be wordy and use paragraphs. Just kidding.

This in one of the better known strip clubs in the Detroit area and the nearest to the airport. It's a great venue and the people…

First time visiting club in South Florida but was in Coconut Grove for work and saw this was close by. Lyft driver had hard time finding it since it’s pocketed in semi industrial area.…

66 dollar cover charge that came with two drink vouchers. Showed up at the tail end of the football game so there were no girls on stage at first. Also, only open seats were at…

First time at this Baby Dolls, usually go to The Lodge but they don't open until 6pm on Sundays. Hung out for awhile watching the Cowboys game looking for some lady to catch my eye.…

Usually go to the Rhino in Torrance but decided to make the long trip from Long Beach to check this place out since I haven’t been in a few years. The Rhino in Torrance has…

Amazing Tuesday Evening. I usually go on weekends with friends but decided a solo trip during the week would be a great way to break in my newly renewed passport.

No wait times at the border…

LOCATION/PARKING:
This club is in Downtown New York, so there is no parking at the club but there are some lots nearby that are $20-30 for the evening. If you're staying in Downtown Manhattan, it's…

Stopped by on a Tuesday night around 1130pm with a friend. We were looking for bars to continue the party but everything seemed super dead or closed. Drove by this place and decided to stop…