the ultimate strip club list

I stopped in for my annual visit around 10pm on a Saturday night. I usually Uber so no comment on parking. It’s a relatively safe neighborhood for Baltimore but I wouldn’t linger outside and certainly…

Visited late on a Saturday night. No cover charge and doorman explains how the club works and takes you to a seat if you want. It's a cash only club so you won't be running…

on my way to Florida for work so i thought i would check off Alabama on the way. Based on reviews i thought this place would be some nice hot women dancing to country.…

So after wasting about 50 bucks next door i came here. Same deal you get groped by the bouncer and 11 bucks to get in. Same deal domestic beer is about 6 bucks.…

Stopped in on a weeknight after dinner while I was in town for work. Paid the cover and sat at the bar, and the place was fairly dead. Just a few girls and most of…

Entrance: $10 after 7, except I used one of the get into jail free cards that I got at the Christmas party. Drinks: wine, $9, soda/water, $5. Plenty of waitresses and massage girls this night,…

In town for business and hit the club about 9:30pm on a Wednesday evening.
Valet-$8
Cover-$20-i think.

Offered table but went to bar to check out the rotation. Good selection of…

Stopped in this club after 10 on a Saturday night. You enter the club by going up 20-30 steps from the street level. Basically on the second floor of a building on one of the…

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Snowing out. Looks like there's a bar, you see the sign you might think that's the strip club, no if you look it's down some shitty road a bit behind this…

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Area seems fine to me sort of a tight parking lot but there's spots all next door. Walk in to the lobby. There's a little chute that you talk to a…

Been here many times over the years, but the last time was March of 2022 because up until now, it was often a disappointment, especially on weekdays. Layout is unchanged despite other improvements, so I…

Went in after a Grizzlies game. Walked into the club with one large stage to the immediate right and another stage to the left. At the time there were two Asian dancers on stage and…

Decided to drop in at Club Pink just for a change of pace and to see if things had improved and if it would be worth visiting again. Answer: not really.…

This place is still my main go-to. Just haven't had much luck anywhere else in the last couple months.

Come in Thursday nights after 9pm. The cover is $10 and there are easily 30+ ladies of…

Baltimore clubs going to absolute dog shit.
For sure wasted potential.

Cover $15. You walk in it looks upscale with mirrors(typical entrance to any night club). Cover is $15 with security scanning id.(not really upscale)

Then…

So I ventured to Ups after grabbing drinks with a friend in the area. I live on the eastside, and back In its heyday Pin Ups was by far my favorite spot, esp on Sunday…

Decided to see how a place like to compared to a traditional strip club. The place is little bit hidden as they don’t have any ovoid signs just a double door that once you pass…

Wackos is located in an old strip mall just east I95 on Emerson Street. Parking in the strip mall can get a bit tight when the club is crowded. I mention this because…

Made another visit to Bucks, mostly because I have a favorite girl there. Pulled in later than my previous visits and a little after 8 they asked for a cover of 20. That sucked, and…

As the title states I almost didn’t write this review cause honestly there isn’t much to write about since I left early cause it was so terrible.

As a side note I’ve been to…

Chicas Bonitas is a small club located on Harry Hines Blvd. There is paid parking as soon as you enter. I had a choice of paying either 10 dollars to self park in the front…

I drove out of my way on the Friday before Christmas to see what was happening at La Pearl and the Outer Space Club. I thought with the Holidays coming there might be some…