the ultimate strip club list

Hi All, I've reviewed my experiences at V a couple times. After a few times, you'll see it's really as people describe. Dayshift is best. Upstairs open on Weekends. Latinas barely speak English, etc etc…

Stopped by on my way traveling up 293. Empty parking lot, no one was collecting cover charges at the window on the right when you walk in. I went right to a table near the…

The pink palace has been described often so I'll be brief. Bright pink building on Rt 130S in Burlington. Plenty of parking. Normally on entering your eyes need to adjust to the…

There is not a club within 80 miles of this club, so it was either sit in my hotel room or come here. I have been at this club several times during the last few…

First time at Sweet Illusions 2 Saturdays ago and was pleasantly surprised by how great it was! Visited around 2pm and there were probably around 8 people there and about 6-8 dancers. All of them…

Recently, had taken to popping into the fort myers clubs on my lunch breaks during the week to have a beer or two and enjoy the scenery. Would chit chat with a girl if I…

I seem to visit this place whenever I can get away and haven’t been to Oz or others nearby in months. I seem to be able to find someone for fun in the lap dance…

Headed to TT to try and catch Xena or Summer before the rush. Got there about 12:30, no valet but if he’s there it’s 5. No one manning the metal detectors and no…

Stopped by on a Sunday around 4pm, saw 5 or 6 dancers working. No cover. Had IPA’s on draft as well as your traditional beers, daft beers were $5. Started with a Puerto Rican dancer…

Arrived in the bright glare of the afternoon sun. The parking lot needed resurfacing and the building appeared dingy. It reminded me of Henry VIII in Inkster. MI.

Was greeted at the door and…

Went here last week (Tuesday 5pm) with a friend and man has this place changed, plummeted into a whole new category of awful. Granted, this place hasn’t been anywhere near as good as it was…

I was bored on Tuesday evening and decided to give this club a try. I drove to this club and I did not have difficulty finding a spot to park. Entrance was 20$. Once I…

First time here on a slow Tuesday afternoon. Parking was easy but I believe there is a higher price to park in front because the door guy asked me where…

I like chicas bonitas more than other clubs in Vegas because you get more bang for your buck. Entry fee is only $5 so you’re not getting price gouged at the door.

When we walked…

Recently visited on an otherwise quiet night and overall can say it was the best of the clubs I visited within striking distance of the airport. The club is oriented around a long wooden stage,…

Been a couple years since I’ve been to this familiar place. Not much has changed I see…

Small, divey neighborhood titty bar. Small parking lot. Be careful driving in this little hamlet outside Chicago - the…

So, I had been to OTB a couple weeks before and got a dance from a really hot Russian or Ukrainian (I didn't catch her name, unfortunately). I didn't have the $$ or time to…

Hustler is a nice club in Washington Park, just east across the river from St Louis. It's about a ten minute drive from downtown STL. Parking is free in a large, well-lit lot (or across…

I stopped in for my annual visit around 10pm on a Saturday night. I usually Uber so no comment on parking. It’s a relatively safe neighborhood for Baltimore but I wouldn’t linger outside and certainly…