When I wear a racoon hat, I use a live racoon. Strippers hate me for it.

Morgantown, WV. Saturday night. Snowing out. Looks like there's a bar, you see the sign you might think that's the strip club, no if you look it's down some shitty road a bit behind this stuff right here. Area seems fine. Found a spot next to the building right in front of this place walk up. On the door it says $10 cover but I never had to pay that. Walk in. Bar is right here on the right. Bathrooms across the room on the left. In the back is really sort of intimate stage. There was a birthday party going on with one big group all at the stage. And a few other patrons at the bar. A couple girl customers in that group and other than that looked like all middle age and up white guys. Overall seems like your in somebody house that they converted to a strip club.

I asked for a drink of water and the bartender seemed like cool dude gave to me free. Tipped him. Some brunette white girl came over. Maybe 30's. I asked her for the rundown. Touching and what not. She was pretty open with me without saying it all outright. "Oh you can fun here" But this place is clearly UHM. I doesn't sound like maybe the whole lineup was down with it, possibly but the room fee is $120 or $125 something like that and they want a $100 tip on top that. And that's what your looking at out the door. It's a room with a door you can close, there's like three of them, complete privacy. I didn't try to negotiate that down I wanted to see the rest of the lineup first. This girl I was talking to I was really thinking about it, she was kind of on that line is she a 6 or 7 but at the end of day even though I was feeling pretty frisky, I only spend $200 plus or really even $100 plus or hell really even anything on girls that get me excited so I just pocketed it.

I wanted to check out the rest of the lineup first and it was 6 girls total. All white girls. Looked like 2 in their 20's, 2 in their 30's and 2 in their 40's. Nobody fat mostly average body types all around. One taller girl. No silicone here. I would say it was kinda average, although nothing horrible here. I actually think this lineup was better then Southern Xposure and this being the divier high mileage spot I don't think it's supposed to be like that but at the end of the day nothing I wanted to drop that kind of money on regardless of the value. But I'm sure things would've went swell otherwise had I pulled the trigger on something so I would check back in here maybe in hope the lineup changes a little bit and you get lucky because the setting is exactly what you want for having a good time.