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This is a review of perhaps one of the most polarizing clubs in DFW. So polarizing I myself am conflicted about it. Not just the club myself but my recent visit

Let’s begin…..

Another boring tuesday afternoon.…

Everyone familiar with this site knows that I’m the cheerleader for this club. It WAS a niche club that catered to a particular monger looking for an urban latin club with Latinas with the Instagram…

There is a $10 cover charge, but I downloaded a coupon from their website, and I got in for free. There was a long bar along the left side of the rectangular room, and…

Came in on a Tuesday evening, about 8. I had to take a friend to the airport and this club is not too far away. I believe I got entrance, my drink and…

As I walked in I sensed the place was dead. But didn’t think it would be this bad. Frankly the day shift has never been great here - never been at night because it looks…

Went on a slow Tuesday night. Cover was $20, which is typical for NYC nights. There was a mandatory drink requirement (and a high upcharge on drinks). Initial waitress who brought me to the lounge…

This place was previously known as The Ball, which went out of business after several years of service that was known by many of the locals as the best of the worst clubs in the…

Had a challenging work week so needed relief and clear my head. I could either take a run around Greenlake or hop into a SC. Needed to clear out both heads so…

A few hotties and a few notties. This place is very fun. It deserves higher ranking and consideration. The other clubs around really have nothing up on Outhouse. You can…

Stopped at Ruby's after a disappointing visit to Pleasant Moments. I like slim, sexy ladies, and although there were lots of ladies at Pleasant Moments, they definitely weren't slim! I know some guys…

Went on a friday and was intrigued. Carman was there, new gal, phony as hell, but has a bangin bod that needs some taming. Jade was there and she has a firm bod…

Decent amount of parking. 5$ cover. Simple id check

Club is fairly big has 2 stages. One of the elevated section which is where you enter from. Then down the steps which is the main…

Decent parking available. Club was pretty empty maybe 6-10 people. I don’t remember paying cover or the id check process. It may have been like a 2 drink minimum or something.

Bar is towards front…

This club looks closed as fuck when you pass by it. GPS will tell you to turn in but not possible since there’s construction going on and I think they put a median there so…

Decent amount of parking. If I’m not mistaken a $5 or $10 cover. Club was fairly empty with a lot of girls. There are 2 stages one of the left as soon as you walk…

Made a recent stop on a Saturday evening but early enough to avoid the door charge. Parking in the fenced lot was easy as always and it appeared to be light traffic outside but upon…

My last visits to the Inn have been on weekdays or weekend afternoons, I had some time last Saturday night and went late to see how it compared to those less busier times. Some interesting…

I go to Gold Club at least 6 times per month, almost always in the daytime. Maybe I need a life, but I have fun there, even though the eperience has gone down while…

It has been a couple of years since I have visited. For many years this has been my go-to place when visiting the Metro Detroit area. On this day, it was almost a 1…

Thur afternoon return
I last reviewed Player's Club in February. Physically the club is unchanged so I won't rehash those details--see my prior reviews for details there. Arrived at 3pm and was charged a $5 cover,…

Bar is unchanged. Copied from my previous review.

8$ mandatory valet, no cover until 7pm then $20-25 after depending on the day. As you walk in the bar is right in front of you with…

Hit up Tootsie's on a recent Miami work trip. I'd been there once before waiting for a flight and had a really good time with a lot of hot girls. So I'd been…

I arrived at Ten's for my second visit on a rainy Friday afternoon. Upon entering the door man took my ID and processed it through an ID scanner and charged me a $5 entry.

Upon…

Made my way to Bella's at about 1am Sunday night (technically Monday morning). The entrance was pretty quiet but inside the bar was full of customers and there were about 20 dancers.…

Went by on a Thursday afternoon around 4. There were about 6 dancers, all white, and all shapes and sizes. There was a little buzz going on because there was birthday party for the bartender…

I was driving down Lake City Way on Friday night, trying to decide which of the three clubs on that road to visit. I crossed Rick's off my list because on weekend nights it's way…

Stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon, so I certainly wasn't expecting much. Honestly, I had an irritating day & was just looking to unwind. I would have been fine getting no dances. Was just looking…

So, I went on a Monday which meant not as many ladies. I live in Southern Ca, so it is easy for me to go whenever I want.
The problem I'm feeling: adelitas' is gone.…

Intro

This club is like a retro 80’s type spot complete with that old cube deco glass at the front and where the dances take place. Inside you will see a smallish club that centers…

So much has been said of this club and yet words cannot just explain it. It was my first time to TJ and the cherry popping was definitely great.
I crossed the border at 7:30 after…

I was passing though Lexington on a Monday night, and decided I'd take the opportunity to check out Cowboys. Mondays are hardly the optimal day to get a great feel for a club, but…

Decently sized club very visible from the highway. I was actually on my way home from top golf with some friends when the neon sign called out to me. I was already…