My first nearly completely positive review!

I am currently still in the parking lot so I wanted to post my thoughts while they are still fresh on my mind.

WOW!

I still have no idea how to navigate this place, my head is still spinning. The layout is kind of maze-like and confusing. Everything is a pale shade of blue so it all kind of blends together. The bar is right in front of you when you walk in. Free parking, $20 at the door. I go in and sit down to watch the football game, and I get the typical run of Cubans wanting to get dances. They definitely approach you very aggressively here.