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review
published 3 yrs ago
Has big time potential
reviewed by
bfc1978

7.0

Was in town for a meeting on Monday. So being bored at the hotel decided why not give it a look. First they open at 9 not 7 on Sundays, which I found out by…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Slow Tuesday Night
reviewed by
Mellemmell

6.0

I feel like Tuesdays are a good night to check out the Paterson clubs for hidden gems, with light crowds and less hassle. I started at Ragtime, that had a grand total of 2…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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So, how much money did you bring in?
posted by
BaggerRider

Have you ever been asked this by a dancer?

I got to the club about an hour after they opened, there was one other customer talking to a dancer at the bar and one older…

review
published 3 yrs ago
After 30 years Lace is Officially Dead
reviewed by
emilio42

2.7

This is the original Lace. I have been going to this location over 30 years and it has grown to be a huge disappointment. The building is a stand alone structure with plenty of…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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OT: National Lampoon's Vacation
posted by
ilbbaicnl

Am I the only one who thought Beverly D'Angelo was hotter than Christie Brinkley?

Anyone under 50, just never mind.

review
published 3 yrs ago
All the Hamilton clubs are dives but I like them.
reviewed by
PepsiMan

7.7

Arrived to a free but pretty deserted lot. Both employees and customers. Cover is always $5 both night and day. Waived as I'm a veteran. You can pick up a free…

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published 3 yrs ago
Club Blaze May Update

7.3

Club Blaze has always been one of the most consistent clubs in the Atlanta metro area. Consistent in this case meaning not making any major changes as far as function and layout and having a…

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published 3 yrs ago
Medicore quiet Friday night.
reviewed by
Pandamojo

6.7

Came here on a friday night with 2 friends around 11pm. Entrance fee and 2 coat checks was $75(cash only). There is a main stage in the center of the club with a bar and…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Not the best visit but OK and decent looking dancers
reviewed by
RockAllNight

6.0

First time back in about 4-5 months and first time on a Saturday night.

Start with the worst part. Went to the men’s room as soon as I arrived shortly before 11:00pm. The bathroom has…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
4th Trip to HK Tijuana
written by
Halfnhalf

My 4th trip to HK staying there for two nights from April 18th to April 20th. As mentioned in my previous reviews of HK and my last article, I typically add brief notes to my phone after arriba sessions to refer back to when writing posts.

Crossed in to Mexico at around 2pm on Monday the 18th and decided…

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published 3 yrs ago
Snitches & Air Dances
reviewed by
PAWG_Patrol

4.0

$21 Uber from the airport area. Had to empty my pockets and get wanded. $20 admission. Door guy says “by the way, next time… sweatpants aren’t allowed here.” Not a promising start.

Small club. Neon red…

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published 3 yrs ago
Vivide May Update (Watch Out For ROBS!!!)

7.7

Vivide is a mid-sized two story club located in West Midtown in a mostly industrial section of the city. This particular building has undergone a lot of name changes since its glory days of being…

ARTICLE
published 3 yrs ago
How to Survive as a True G at Strip Clubs in the Hood
written by
Muddy

There are some hoodrat clubs out there. In some rough neighborhoods. They may show up in the local news with 2amer stories. Well let me tell you right now there's a reason you got players killing each other over these strip clubs, go ahead guess...No not because they are retarded it's because these strip clubs are worth dying over.…

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published 3 yrs ago
The secret of MD City Massage. You should try guys
reviewed by
Gary1120

7.7

I come from Illinois,and i have been in MDcity for over 3years.I drive through this place so many times.and this This house is very old.there is a OPEN sign always on.I don't know that…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Don't overlook the Union!
reviewed by
horsefeathers

7.7

Union Jack's is pretty excellent for what it is. It's small, pretty intimate, twin stages (though the main stage is the only one I've seen in use in these times of ours.) It's very clean,…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Review Access
posted by
bruceleeroy

I recently did a review for the Rhino in Vegas. Do you still get a month access for leaving a review? I tried looking at some reviews today and I had reached my daily allotment.…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Never disappoints, but pricing "seems to have" changed!
reviewed by
HappyButNotLucky

7.3

I was here on a Saturday, mid April, and the place is alive and well! If you like Hispanic women, this is the place to be. This place has never disappointed me and this visit…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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With a wink and a nod, a bow and little toodaloo
posted by
ronjockett

Rick Dugan how do you do?

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Having a review say a club is closed—yay or nay?
posted by
nicespice

It seems the usual thing that happens is that these reviews get approved, with 1-3 dissenters.

Personally, I think something like that is fine for a review. Reporting as permanently closed would be better, but…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Britney Spears posting nudes
posted by
yahtzee74

On Instagram but with emoji pasties.

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Iceydougster's Pupil?
posted by
viking2012

Man says woman kept him from leaving after paying him to have sex

Disturbance: Marsol Road

A woman called from the Drake apartments May 3, reporting that her friend had choked her and pushed her against…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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I Da Kang Of Da Trolls!
posted by
MackTruck

Not da Jim Gassman

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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The WTF moment of the day
posted by
motorhead

Jacklyn Smith is 76

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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New Organzation Forming
posted by
shailynn

G.L.P.P.O.

I'm sick and tired of waiting for this damn organization to start out on the west coast. TUSCL's resident retard and Subraman have been dragging their feet way too long.

I have consulted with Motorhead…

review
published 3 yrs ago
The place for guys who are into extras
reviewed by
chipsnsaalsa

7.7

This is my favorite SF club mainly for the mileage and that its all nude. Below is my experience. I met this really sexy Asian girl who was a 34B all natural , 28 waist…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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Not Related to Crazy Joe
posted by
viking2012

She should have taken her dump talents to McDonalds.

Late-night port-a-potty pit stop lands woman in jail

Officers located a woman exiting a portable restroom on the grounds of St. Francis of Assisi Church at…

review
published 3 yrs ago
A Slow Evening at Sins.
reviewed by
NoahWhey

7.0

Sunday night at Sinsations, I walked in the door, paid my $10 cover and proceeded into the club. One $6 soda later, I was greeted by Lucy - a hot asian dancer with nice…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Long overdue visit
reviewed by
MWhitaker89

7.0

Finally got back down to HKs after a 2 year break. Man, was I excited. The trip did not disappoint.

Arrived on a Thursday shortly after 5pm and immediately was greeted with the familiar vibe…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Good mileage dances
reviewed by
pikane

7.7

Visited after 8 PM. No cover charge, no valet. Parking was few feet from the entrance. Tipped couple of dollars to the girl at reception and headed upstairs. Declined LD offers from couple of pear-shaped…

review
published 3 yrs ago
Club closed due to fire.
reviewed by
Swish03

6.0

So a bit of bad news for people that may have wanted to visit this club. There was a fire there a couple weeks ago and it looks like it’s closed indefinitely. (Maybe forever) for…

discussion
started 3 yrs ago
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@Mate72 ???
posted by
Papi_Chulo

Did you change your username? For years I always thought it was Meat72 - did you recently change your username or had I been misreading it all these years?

review
published 3 yrs ago
A Little Piece of Paradise on this Saturday Afternoon Visit
reviewed by
Retired

7.3

It has been a few months since reviewing Shimmers, so I thought I would put my positive spin on the dancers that were working last Saturday afternoon. This club definitely keeps an eye on the…