Snitches & Air Dances

$21 Uber from the airport area. Had to empty my pockets and get wanded. $20 admission. Door guy says “by the way, next time… sweatpants aren’t allowed here.” Not a promising start.

Small club. Neon red and blue lights. Mirrored walls. U-shaped bar in the center. VIP rooms to the right. 2 pole rectangular stage to the right of that. Reserved, velvet roped booths all against the walls. Several small 2 seat tables scattered around. Restrooms to the left. Bathroom troll. Barely any toilets/line backs up fast.

Got there at 11. This was peak busyness. Every table was taken but there were a couple of bar seats. $7 Miller. There were booths open. Asked the bartender how to get one. He said “buy a bottle of champagne.” No thanks. I prefer hot female bartenders at clubs… instead, Tattletale had 2 dudes. Also, prefer scantily clad drink girls and all of them were head to toe covered in matching leggings and jackets… boring!