Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

Don't overlook the Union!

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horsefeathers
May 11, 2022, 11:25 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Union Jack's is pretty excellent for what it is. It's small, pretty intimate, twin stages (though the main stage is the only one I've seen in use in these times of ours.) It's very clean, very nice, the music is not so loud that you can't have a conversation. It's pretty brightly lit, definitely does not feel like a place to slink off and get mugged. Nothing sketchy at all. Drinks themselves are cheap! $5-$10 depending on what you're having.

The bartender is super chatty and friendly, and all the dancers are as well. I've honestly never had a bad time here. Dances are $40/ea or 3 for $100, and the dancers set their own rules on contact. Respect em! Everyone is *super* hot, pretty much no exceptions. The private rooms are truly private and I have never felt uncomfortable or hustled. Everyone is very friendly, chatty and fun. Huge variety of body shapes, styles, ink coverings, and scene people. The dances themselves are intimate, very contact heavy, very GFE-feeling if you're into that sort of thing. I've been to clubs where they seem like they're excited to grind your thighs into diamonds in kind of a painful way. Not here. The only downside, if it even is a downside, is you do get approached QUICKLY when the club is slower. So if you want to take your time and enjoy the stage for a while, just let them know.

Being there on a Monday, I expected it to be pretty dead - but it wasn't at all - very lively and fun, with lots of activity and good times had by all. I typically stop by when I'm in town, and see no reason to stop doing so.

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